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Mistletoe

a parasitic plant with white berries, traditionally used as a Christmas decoration
Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe
by sitri December 29, 2006
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Misteroo

A great person, one of the creators of arfenhouse!!!111 and the sole creator of Pokey and the Ombaoojiebaseo. One of the staff members of Disaster Labs. Obey Him.
Misteroo is brilliant.
by GIR June 16, 2004
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Mister Matley

A fat, beak-nosed speech and debate teacher who mistreats his students, verbally abuses Armand, sends Kyle to the office twice a week, hands out discipline notices like candy, and pours thousands of dollars of team ‘donation money’ into his slush fund, which is how he was able to move to Danville.
Mister Matley never takes attendance.
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mistletoe and wine

Ben: Did you see Tom on Saturday?

Tracy: Yeah, he kept running off to find guys to mistletoe and wine!

Ben: Dirtbag.
by benjyh December 14, 2010
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Sister from another Mister

The same as "brother from another mother", but it doesnt rhyme as well. What a gril or boy will say to a close girlfriend, Sister used because the girl is very close to them, another mister is used because the girl is born to a different father.
"Hey my sista from another mista!"
by diseased sheep July 9, 2005
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Mercury Mistress

"A fine automobile is something to be admired - even adored. It's an extension of you. You love your car so much, you want to share your most intimate moments with it. Well, now you can. Introducing the Mercury Mistress, the world's first car that you can actually have sex with." Clip from SNL.
Me and My Mercury Mistress gonna hit the blvd . .
by Robsatx November 5, 2005
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mistlecock

Noun. Mistlecock: A hanging ornament (commonly a dildo or penis like figure with a mistle toe connected) usually placed above doors or other places where one might cross. Standing under a mistlecock with anyone of the opposite sex requires the man to thrust his cock into any part of the women.
Jack and Jill were caught under the Mistlecock, so Jack shoved his cock down Jills throat.
by Builtsoguy October 18, 2013
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