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Battle Merlin

UuUuUuUuUuUuUuGh!!! Stop making Merlin a battlemage! He's the quintessential, archetypal Wizard! It's THE SAME EXACT THING as the Mary Sue trope from every woke movie! It's the exact same thing! Merlin is a strong, independent, self-actualized wahmen now. He's Rey from Star wars. I mean, shit, you might as well make him black. Or ACTUALLY A WOMEN. Which wouldn't even be original at this point because 7 Deadly Sins already had female Merlin. But THEY did it RIGHT. The entire show revolved around people having some type on magic but Chick Merlin was STILL the MOST WIZARD-LIKE CHARACTER IN THE SHOW. So, it doesn't matter that she's a gender swap because at least she still embodies the high INT wizard/scholar archetype. She's impossibly old. She isn't out there swordfighting people. She's a wizard. Be a wizard!
Hym "Jesus-fucking-Christ another Goddamn battle Merlin... He isn't a battle mage! Changing gender on a character is bad to you... Changing the RACE of a character is bad to you... But changing THE CHARACTER ARCHETYPE of the QUINTESSENTIAL WIZARD OF ALL MEDIEVAL LORE and it's just 'fine' to you? Yeah, sure, whatever. Why don't you just make a movie about Bill Maher and have him be a devout Catholic? Cultureless swine. So what do all of the other guys do in the show? Swordfight except WITHOUT THE MAGIC? What's the point of them?"
by Hym Iam December 23, 2023
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Merlin vacuum engine

The Merlin vacuum engine on the falcon 9 said eek I must not be late and shines bright in space
by My comfy pipes December 18, 2019
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Merlin

he is a legend no one is better than merlin
hes bf is filipe but thats a sucker. btw
Merlins class is shit.
hi im merlin, wooooow i love you
hi im filipe, hello madafaka
by madafakkkaa January 8, 2019
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merlin

merlin is the best hamster she is a god and can make you a big good boy you can say merrrrrrlin for extra good big boy lack
i got a A on a test merlin
by mr hamsta March 1, 2020
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Merlin

Sick ass boy, who is hella funny.
Most of the time he listens to rap.
Merlins like to yeet and are good dancers,

They master the hottest moves in no time.
Merlin is fast as fuck
by spike dick nigger January 8, 2019
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merlination

(noun)
1. The act or process of merlination.
Doe asks, "What do you mean by your merlination of hierarchical sapience?"
by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook March 11, 2021
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