merkenaarie

really really likes to complain ... a LOT

aarrgh. stupid sun always shining on ME when it's my day. Can't i shine on the other three quart of the day when i sleep?

by unknown April 6, 2003

merked

term often used in the hardcore or metal scene, meaning getting a black eye at a show or concert.

I got merked at the show yesterday and I have a black eye now.

by nizznut May 16, 2008

merked

When you get beat up, socked, or shot

Me-"yo.. Fuck is wrong witchu bull I'm bouta merk u"
You-" I'm sorry I didnt mean to"

Me-"yo sum bull gon rob me for my shit I just copped a new gun to, bull finna get merked"
My squad-"ard bro imma get the whip"

by T.I.NMan February 15, 2015

merkelfaced

Merkelfaced - the face made when someone else is talking shit

He said, "You know we have something in common."
She Merkelfaced him for telling lies.

by Sgt. Schultz March 18, 2017

merken wig

An artificial hairpiece for the genitals

OMG! She has to wear a merken wig due to alopecia (baldness) of her crotch!

by darlamay2016 April 17, 2017

merkzymotto

A valiant warrior that will quick scope the world

Oh no! Help me! MerkzyMotto is going to quickscope me

by Merkzymotto August 25, 2017

merkelismus

Merkelismus is a form of government that is characterized by:
1. Lack of opposition
2. A Führer of sorts called "Angela Merkel"
3. A forced "welcome culture" that has never been approved by the population, i.e. a replacement migration that will essentially wipe out native Germans and other Europeans.

This government is just another manifestation of the Merkelismus

by K.C.theOG September 1, 2017