Mattygrams

a term of endeerment; a nickname given to anyone with the name matt or matthew; the best nickname in the history of nicknames

Cara: "I love you mattygrams"
Matt: "I love you too"

by cara-cakes March 19, 2009

mattyj

mattyj is the answer to almost everything, he is also a person from scotland, if anyone asks you a question, and you do not know the answer, mattyj will always be handy, this is the most legendary word ever. mattyj

Person 1: Can you do that?

Person 2: Aye, am mattyj

by no sticks no stems muthafucka September 24, 2011

Matty

Matty is a gorgeous biker (a rigid BMX mothafucka) who never fails in making you smile. He wears awesome tee shirts and shoes, and he's always looking cute, even with bedhead hair. He likes to draw random things and he gets you in the habit of saying random words like 'yeee' on msn. You can tell he's a softy, beyond his spifffy appearance and pierced lip.
He's a hardcore dude, but you'll end up telling him you love him. Because, he'll be a bestfriend.

Did you see Matty today?
Yeah, he's looking saweeeeet.
We should ask him for a threeesome. (LOL)

by Miss Canadian. November 9, 2009

martydom

Martydom is an extremely noobish perk that noobs in call of duty 4: modern warfare online use. Martydom is mostly used by noobs attracted to it because it encourages you to die. When selected this handy little perk is activated when the noob proceeds to die. Once the noob is dead he/she will automatically immediantly drop a live grenade killing someone in an extremely noobish way. The martydom noob can be easily found in hardcore games where friendly fire is on. It is suggested that you do not follow teammates in hardcore mode because they most likely have martydom on.

1. *Martydom noob is killed by kthxbi454*
*kthhxbi454 is killed by martydom noob*
martydom noob: hahahaha u suck bra
kthxbi454: k

2. * Martydom noob is killed by rawritsalion5*
* kthxbi454 is TEAMKILLED by martydom noob*
kthxbi454: are you serious? TURN OFF YOUR MARTYDOM IN HARDCORE
Martydom noob: d00d ur just jealous u dont has teh martydom

by lol its me January 13, 2008

MattyBRaps

Easily searchable on Youtube, just type the kid's name.

You can't say this little kid isn't a player with the "cuteness" he shows. With the looks he got, and how his parent's are using him to make money, "training" him poorly in rapping and autotuning his voice like heck. Everyone thinks he's pretty good, but I guess that's up to you to see.

Ever heard of MattyBRaps? That kid is so cute?
He's so good, kid's going to be better than Justin Beaver
He reminds me of Eminem

by SneakyFox October 23, 2012

matted

1) Someone is ugly is matted
2) Someone who has done something that is sick in the gross sense
3) Something that is nasty, dirty or filthy

1) She is matted
2) Daz: "Gaz got his cock out and put in on my shoulder"
Steve: "Gaz is Matted"
3) I hate picking hair out of drains it's matted

by AjP January 18, 2006

matted

To be matted means to be ignored by someone on IRC, even though you know they're there. Its meaning derives from the times when someone talks to matt860 about something important and he just ignores them, dispite him being there and reading the text.
Its meaning has been stretched to include describing a situation where you talk in a public channel (eg. to say "hello") and the other members do not respond.

I wanted to arrange the game but he just matted me.
Oh god I'm so matted.

by fluff June 5, 2004