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mathesen

Get yourself a mathesen they are freaky asf!
by pizzaguy69 February 2, 2025
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Pink Malteser

The name commonly referring to a small penis; Malteser being the name of a popular confectionery brand in the UK in the form of small chocolate balls.
"Wow, did you see the size of that guys cock?"
"Yeah, I know! It was about the size of a Pink Malteser!"
by Phantasium August 31, 2012
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Nevin Mattessich

Nevin Mattessich is the hottest wrestler and man you will ever find. He’s so fucking fine and I just want him all to myself. Marry me, Nevin.
Nevin Mattessich is my dream boy 😍
by ayee.drexz July 3, 2023
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Puckering Maltesers

The act of shiting oneself in fear so much that you can't retain control of your asshole and so little globs of malteser shaped poo come out uncontrollably.
Manchester United are puckering maltesers at the prospect of playing Manchest City today.
by SebilCrostar August 7, 2025
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THAT CRIT MATTERED

Woah! Oh no! Oh no! NOOOOOO THAT CRIT MATTERED!
by VolemTheGolem July 4, 2018
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Pop a Malteser

To kill oneself using means of drugged sweets
To avoid a problem

A man gives you slightly warm maltesers and you question why they are warm

When you’re tired of a situation, the option is there
Ah yeah, Johnny, did you not hear? He popped a malteser last week

This coffee shop makes me wanna pop a malteser
by Barney_the_dinosaur November 23, 2021
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the sloppy maltese

When you giving yo girl head, but your head is.. her head? And then you make out but with your butts.
yooooooo, I gave Elishica The Sloppy Maltese the other day and she said "hey where tf did my head go SHIT HOW'D IT GET ON YUOR BODY D:"
by anonymous April 23, 2022
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