Definitions by SebilCrostar

Puckering Maltesers 

The act of shiting oneself in fear so much that you can't retain control of your asshole and so little globs of malteser shaped poo come out uncontrollably.

Manchester United are puckering maltesers at the prospect of playing Manchest City today.

Puckering Maltesers by SebilCrostar August 7, 2025