Alabama Sock Mace

The act of taking a dump in replacement of a bar of soap in order to make a sock mace.

"I didn't have a bar of soap, so I just made an Alabama sock mace instead."

by Nullfied December 25, 2019

Mexican Bear Mace

The type of shit you have after eating a spicy Mexican dinner at a Mexican restaurant. When it burns coming out and stick to the inside of the toilet, you know you have made Mexican bear mace.

I had some enchiladas for lunch and now I gotta go shit out some Mexican bear mace.

by Darkearwig September 1, 2017

Toilet Mace

Spray to mask the smell of the tooket

I sprayed the toilet mace to mask the smell of that poop

by Krazypeanut October 6, 2023

maces

the medieval weapon that you use like a club, but it sometimes is a ball and chain

person: hi how are you?
me:no
also me: maces person on the head

by i am bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb September 25, 2019

mountain mace

When you trim weed and get particles in your eye(s)

I can't see; I just mountain maced myself

by Carl Cock February 28, 2017

Mace

Mace is a cheating guy that cheats on his girlfriend with more than multiple girls with double chins and ugly rolls.

Omg look mace the cheater

by Frankthewhitewhale June 22, 2022

Maceing yourself

The act of doing something bad to yourself to gain sympathy. Named after Nancy Mace who graffitied her own driveway to gain votes

Stop Maceing yourself

by Drprim June 2, 2021