Mitch Hedberg

A comedian with the most off beat, hilarious sense of humour ever heard to man. Created a cult-like following of loyal subjects that wish they were half as funny as his dog. Tragically, Mitch departed this world in late March 2005, leaving us only with fond memories and this lesson learned:

1. Everyone worth anything is on drugs
2. Drugs kill people
3. Everyone worth anything dies

"I was sitting at a bar, and no one was talking to me cuz I had just did a show *Crowd laughs*, and this guy bumped into me, and he didn't apologize, he just said, 'Move!' which I thought was rude, so I said, 'Go to hell,' and then I started to run. He caught up with me. He had a moustache, a goatee, earrings, a pair of sunglasses, his hair was in a pony tail, and he was wearing a hat. He said, 'Hey! You got a lot of nerve!' I said, 'Hey, you've got a lot of............cranium accesories!" *Everyone laughs. Mitch laughs* Ha, this a smart crowd. When I play the dumb crowds I have to say, 'You've got a lot of shit on your head!'"

by Peasento May 5, 2005

MLIT

aka. mylifeistwilight.com A website based off of MLIA and FML, but where the fans of Twilight convene to share their unrelaistic dreams about Edwierd, how they break up with their boyfriends or their boyfriends break up with them because of their love for Edwierd, and where Twilight haters go for a good laugh. Makes many people lose their faith in humanity.

"Today, I was half naked and getting dressed when my Edward cutout (which I bought on one of my frequent trips to Forks) fell on top of me. Instead of pushing it off, I exclaimed, "Oh Edward! Not this early!" Then my mother walked in and took him out of my room saying, "its for my own good." MLIT "

"I have a life-sized cardboard cutout of Edward in my room. When I saw New Moon again I bought an extra ticket and had Edward sit next to me. Best date ever. MLIT "

"My boyfriend got so sick of me talking about how good the Twilight Saga was he decided to read it. He hated it, and then told me to choose him or my obsession. I said you know the answer, to which he replied "Thank God". He didn't get it until I told him to get out of my house. MLIT. "

by dsjxdjj January 9, 2010

Mitchell

A sexy beast that will probably steal your woman. Mitchell has a huge dick. He’s the hottest bloke on earth. He is the king of sex and leaves all the girls that visit them with a sore ass. He claps their cheeks so hard they can’t sit down

Omg have you seen how hot Mitchell is?

Yeah I was with him in bed last night:

by 69joe mama December 16, 2019

phil mitchell

Bald, potato-like character in the popular soap Eastenders. Not to be confused with any members of Right Said Fred. Punches someone at least once in every episode, avoids jail purely because he is better than Ian Beale at everything.

Has a brother called Grant who looks mildly like a homosexual potato.

Phil Mitchell looks like a potato

by dubya_is_wracked_lol August 5, 2006

Mitch McConnell

The blue whale's anus can open 3.5 feet, making it the second largest asshole in the world next to Mitch McConnell.

I was so constipated from eating that cheeseball last night that my asshole stretched out to the size of Mitch McConnell when I took a shit this morning.

by Dr. Derpal J. Trump September 24, 2020

Paul Mitchell

The Paul Mitchell is a sex move where the man ejaculates into the woman's hair. It is named after the hair name brand product.

"Yea, I gave my girlfriend a Paul Mitchell."

by Catalán July 7, 2009

mitchy slick

Mitchy Slick is a west coast rapper from South East San Diego.

He is A member of Xzibit's Strong Arm Steady.

He made a combo album with messy with was the third most sold album in the bay area.

He is a blood from Lincoln, he usually wears the colors red and green

Mitchy Slick is considered the best underground west coast rapper

by Justin S. West Coast January 5, 2008