the logan

having sex with the floor; to bang the floor. To throw yourself toward the ground and pop back up repeatedly while banging the floor

That girl was doing the logan yesterday! She was pretty into it.

by Loganster March 12, 2008

Logan Thirtyacre

Just a controversial Floridian YouTuber and internet drama. He is famous for being the creator of the SML webseries and the channel of the same name in which is a successor to the (now-deleted) SuperMarioLogan channel.

Logan Thirtyacre is just a Floridian Mario fan

by Ryan900USAYT November 29, 2022

Meat logging

When two erect males gently touch tips as they both take turn in stroking both penises at one time

Ryan and Mitch are meat logging they cant get enough of that sweet motion

by black panther 52 November 13, 2014

logan paul

Gay shit who makes vids on dead humans and puts mustard up is ass and penis.

logan paul put a dildo up his ass last video he made.

by Nimnex October 20, 2018

Locaïne

Bad Cocaïne which contains more baking powder than pure Cocaïne.

Damn, I can't get high on this Locaïne.

With this locaïne you can better bake some cookies for children, it's crap!

by Nightbreed666 May 1, 2009

logan's warning

A blog run by a batshit insane unemployed middle aged welfare recipient who claims that there are secret muslim terrorists under every rock in his podunk town. The author is dead convinced that he is doing something vital for our national security. What's hilarious is that he will end up dying alone in some nursing home where nobody gives a damn about her. He seriously has an arabic warning "for muslim visitors" on his main page because apparently all muslims speak Arabic! Would be completely un-notable if it weren't for his constant whoring of his website on other people's forums.

Hey logan, you know what's interesting? Your blog has no impact on the real world, and never will. Have fun being a voice in the wilderness, it may distract you from not having a job. Years from now no one will ever remember anything you wrote, because nothing you wrote has any lasting value. When was the last time one of your articles aided our law enforcement agencies? Seriously, I'm asking you. When did your blog ever stop an act of terrorism, indirectly or directly?

The saddest thing is that there are real problems facing your home state - rampant meth use, domestic violence, skyrocketing divorce rates, bridges and roads falling apart, schools consistently at the bottom of the country, a broken health care system, tens of thousands of people on food stamps - and you choose to contribute to society by shrieking about secret Islamists. God help you. I'm secure in knowing that you basically wasted years of your life writing hit pieces that didn't serve any purpose. "Logan's Warning" my ass, as if your BLOG was some sort of cultural icon.

by .-.. --- --. .- -. --..-- -. June 6, 2011

logan

My crush. The most amazing guy ive ever met. Very lovable and rly kind and special guy.

I like you a lot Logan

by cutie6901 November 8, 2020