kicking dicks

Doing nothing.
Not doing anything useful.

This Iryna was just kicking dicks all day long instead of working.

by Jigurda12 February 29, 2016

kicking the shoe home

to close down the pub and stumble home in an exhausted and inebriated state.

"awhu, Rory. We'll be kicking the shoe home tonight."

by bjs June 27, 2006

Kickstand

When you are banging a 1-legged chick from behind...and after you bust....u kick out that one leg out...and she falls...then you jump around yelling "kickstand kickstand".

I was at a War Amp meeting and hooked up with this hot 1-legged counselor....i bent her over and gave her a kickstand.

by A and J Productions January 25, 2011

Kicking ass and taking numbers

When you are so good at something, people are lining up to challenge you and you have to give them a number and they have to wait their turn.

He had an awesome game of basketball today. He was kicking ass and taking numbers.

by John Boy2012 September 1, 2012

Kickstand

When you get a massive rager and roll over on it but it props you up like a kickstand on a bike.

My morning wood this morning acted as a kickstand holding me up

by JDJD6969 February 5, 2013

Department of Kicking Butt

Jesse Ventura's replacement of the Department of Defense were he to become President.

Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

phony kicking it

When you don't like somebody but you hang out with them

I don't get how she was just talking about her but they cool

It's called phony kicking it. It's stupid but everyone's doing it

by SiliconAssAndBrazilianHair July 9, 2016