Israël

The bad guy from undertale

Israël is the bad guy from undertale

by A Québecois December 7, 2021

Mapipi Israelihahd

The man, the myth, the legend. Mapipi Israelihahd is believed to be the man to cure Ligma.

Bob: What’s your name
Mapipi: Mapipi
Bob: Last name?
Mapipi: Mapipi Israelihahd!!
Bob: hahahahahhahahahahhahhaha

by Original Name I Guess January 18, 2019

israeli army

One of the best Army's in the world suprisingly. Reasons for this are because there is a law that states when you turn 18 you goto the military. Only israel is outdone by china or america due to sheer size and technology. America is the best however.

America and Israel would probably own everyone if the shit hits the fan!

by Oz January 17, 2005

israel

Israel is a country located in the middle east. Its capital city is Jerusalem. it has about 6,500,000 inhabitants. 81.5% of the population are jews, 17 % arabs and the remaining are christians, druze, circassian and other small communities.
Hebrew and arabic are the official languages of israel.

" Last year i traveled in Israel, i went to the holly places in Jerusalem, swimmed in the Sea of Galilee, and went clubbin in Tel-aviv"

by d-m August 21, 2005

Israeli Occupation of PALESTINE

The false idea that Israel supposedly have never posessed the land of ISRAEL.
Note: PALESTINE IS THE LATIN WORD FOR PHILLISTINE. IT IS NOT EVEN A PLACE.

Some dumbass believes that Israel never posessed the land of Israel that Yahweh gave to them.

by Mango April 9, 2005

Israel

a word to describe a nation, constantly defending itself, having to fight for its very existence

friend 1: bro, i think ukraine is such an israel

friend 2: well, their president is jewish after all

by lordbatata November 9, 2023

israeli breakfast

The act of eating eggs, cottage cheese, nutella, tuna mix, avocado, and olives out of a woman's pussy.

Ezekiel: "I had the best israeli breakfast this morning before shacharit at the synagogue"
Abraham: "Oy vey!"

by Big Dingo January 19, 2016