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Investigation

It's not just the investigation it's the investigating for the sake of perpetuating the thing that is being investigated.
Hym "I mean, I believe an investigation would show the form of passive (or active) surveillance and harassment that has been happening to me. I mean, it's literally like being followed around buy Iblis (The Satan of Islam) or Rene Descartes' demon. Therefore... I should probably kill as many of you as possible. But in addition to the investigation, what I really don't like is how long it's taking for everything to shake out. My head is literally killing me... Or I'm becoming a nanobot cyborg. Either way, it doesn't feel good. I also don't like being blindsided by a kid. I also don't like what could be one of my pupils being killed."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2025
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infestigation

An in-depth look at how/why a large number of undesirables were created and/or transported to a given locale.
It was known dat Lieutenant Uhura was da one who had naively brought da original tribble on board da USS Enterprise, so no infestigation would be necessary in dat regard.
by QuacksO October 29, 2025
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Well, no.
Hym "I mean, yeah that too. There is a cover up element but it's also buttressed by them investigating wrong deliberately. Let they are investigating... Not the thing I'M talking about but, rather, investigating ME for crimes that I am not actually or actively doing and/or am not doing anymore or haven't done. So they are trying to catch a child murderer who hasn't or isn't murdering kids and even if I were they would not be able to react in time to do any more that clean up the corpse. Right? So, they SEE the thing that is happening... But what they want to see is 'me murder a child' so they can keep doing the weaponized schizophrenia and deluding themselves into believing that they are doing something other than exacerbating a problem the solution to which they are too stupid in which to participate.... Sooo... A little column A, a little column B. Like, they want me to murder the kids so they can say 'See? I was right all along!' And that is why that AREN'T doing MY thing because then I get to be the one who says 'SEE!? I was right all along!' And I am already doing that because I am that and they are not that. It's AM envy. I AM. They are not."
by Hym Iam December 18, 2025
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Rectal Investigation

Anal body cavity search performed during a traffic stop by police
Pulled over for speeding, Willie soon became the target of a lengthy rectal investigation in the officers futile search for crappy contraband.
by Rayngel November 6, 2020
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arson investigator

my username, but also, someone who gets a call from a fireman/firewoman that the fire is deemed arson, and then the arson investigator will see what device was used i.e molotov cocktail, gas can, lighter. and they will try to catch the suspect.
the arson investigator is investigating the Montreal fire
by arson_investigator October 16, 2021
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Inch Investigator

A person, typically a woman, who will reject a guy who is shorter than 5’11” due to their unreasonable height requirement in a potential partner.
The inch investigator ghosted me because I didn’t wear my shoe inserts.
by K0z254 August 25, 2022
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