horky

adj. the way someone behaves when they have a stick up their butt. a state of irritation, very often over a small matter.

"Dude, I told her she was way off on the symbolism of Gatsby's car and she got all horky on me."

by Liz February 25, 2004

horker

One who horks. To hork is to utter the sound "hork!" in a plaintive manner as in an appeal for affection, or in an emphatic manner as when greeting friends.

My wife and I have become avid horkers, which has puzzled our friends somewhat.

by J. Penrovich March 8, 2008

meat horker

A girl who sucks chodes

I heard she ducks fat chodes, god what a meat horker

by meathorker1000 January 17, 2018

Breanna horkoff

The sexiest person in the world really loves her boyfriend and never would cheat on him

Breanna horkoff is sexy as hell!

by Kyky kyky February 19, 2018

Pork Horking

The act of completely submerging your entire head inside a woman’s vagina. Usually practiced with medical supervision.

“I went out Pork Horking for the first time last night and almost died but that puss was fire!”

by MrRogers_real April 16, 2023

Horker

An attractive female that rails huge lines of cocaine.

That horker is going to do all the blow in the bathroom.

by Sasquatch Bob June 11, 2023

Horke

A familiar term used when smoking marijuana, could also be used as another name for marijuana.

Let's Horke some weed.
or
Roll up some Horke.

by The Burger King February 2, 2006