mr.howitz

The best teacher u can have and talks about real life and doesn’t hide shit from you and actually teaches you and isn’t scared to roast u.Best teacher in 8 grade respect

Mr.Howitz roasted Nick k

by lolssxs October 3, 2019

hofty

When the penis is half way to an erection, or half way down from an erection.

"Hey, come look at this"
"Hold on, i'm in my boxers and i've got a hofty"

by Craig McRae July 7, 2006

ho-fit

an outfit that is extremely slutty.

Jean jumpsuits are total ho-fits!

Look at Danielle in that ho-fit, gross!

by Emma Demma Ding Dong November 5, 2003

hotitalianmom

lightskin hybrid. not hot or a mom. but is italian 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

umm hotitalianmom is so cool!!!!!! i definitely want to be their mutual. ONG 🙏💯💯💯

by pseudonym 😨 March 19, 2021

Hofstetter

An act done by someone who is overly aware that he is the shortest person in the room.

"Man, why does that dude always have to Hofstetter his way into every conversation?"

by Bob Hofstetter February 22, 2010

Hofft

When a beer is thick, rich, or flavorfull it is hofft.

This Natural Ice sucks, I wish we had some hofft Beer

by vanpersie11 September 30, 2009

Howitzer

The common occurrence while defecating when a loud powerful fart proceeds a fast moving shit bullet that chips the bowl

He drunkenly fell off the crapper and howitzered through the stall wall where the shit shrapnel got lodged in the occupant's leg

by joshster August 12, 2007