Holding Herman

To stand by doing nothing while something exciting is happening. Used frequently on Wall Street to denote someone missing out on a winning trade. Literally means holding one’s penis.

Everyone was getting rich on GameStop while you were standing there holding Herman.

by Stonktopus August 17, 2022

Hermans Law

If it's not broken, he will break it
If it can't be fixed he can fix it
If he didn't think of it, it's wrong even if it's right.

You need to know what he is thinking, even if he hasn't thought of it yet

Everyone has tried to fix it can it be fixed? Yes! How do you know? Because it's hermans Law

by Amin Yashed July 29, 2016

Curly Herman

The act of ejaculating into another's pubes after intercourse. After ejaculation, shave the jizz-pubes and wear them as a beard for at least 1 hour.

Ron wore Mary's pubes for over 3 hours after doing a Curly Herman.

by Khimikal June 12, 2011

Erik Hermans

the greatest man to ever live

Erik Hermans: It me
Everyone else: You are the greatest man on earth

by anonymous May 18, 2022

Josh Herman

A little man who is a crab

The Josh Herman acted like a crab

by Awesomepapacrab March 13, 2019

tall herman

an extraordinarily long nipple hair

His tall herman is sticking out of his shirt.

by CptnMysterio November 27, 2012

herman li

The most overrated guitarist in the world. He shreds sloppily and he sucks. Kerry King could kick his ass back to La-La-Land.

Herman Li's just another Chinese product that fails.

by Element X-5 October 19, 2007