Goffer titties

a woman's breats that are sagging

She takes her bra off and her titties goffer the floor.

by Jamie May 20, 2003

Guffage

The stink of a peticularly nasty trump.

Dude! That is some seriously rank guffage, that is fart bad enough to end a marriage!!!

by Pourl December 13, 2007

guffy

scottish slang for a pig!

instead of saying "im sweating like a pig" you would say " im sweating like a guffy!"

by sugababe May 22, 2006

no guff

A sarcastic phrase used to describe the stupidity of another person's statement. Relatives of the phrase include "No kidding!" and "No shit!"

Glen: "Carlos came into my office and asked if I had a floppy drive. I told him that I didn't."

Andrea: "No guff"

by digi::icon June 22, 2006

Greg Gutfeld

Some little troll on Fox News.

Look at me, people! My name is Greg Gutfeld and I’m a little goblin! I bite, RAWR!!

by WorseThanHitler November 13, 2020

guffmusket

16th century procedure of omitting gas from the rectum whilst simulating the whoooosh, flash, crack sound of a long barrelled rifle being fired!

whilst being part of the battle re-enactment, i couldn't help firing one off on the old guffmusket

by Matd June 16, 2008

Guff Cuff

When you get your hand and cup a fart into someones face. But you have a little bit left in your shirt sleeve that wafts out in your face immediately after the cupping of the fart.

'John wafted a big doozy at emma but he got serious guff cuff to the face'

'Ahhhh man I got some serious guff cuff afterburn last night'

'Alan and Jill were chilling on the sofa until Alan leapt out of his seat from an intense dose of guff cuff'

by Johnny 7 February 25, 2009