Law of Grote

If there is a predator missile in Call of Duty 4 - Modern Warfare 2, it will defy all game logic and instead of going for the group of 3 or 4 guys, it will go for you. You can not hide, it will always find you, and you will not survive.

When playing CoD, I swear that I can never break the law of Grote. I hate predator missiles!

by Crewman343 May 11, 2011

Grottage

to search the internet for mentions of, or references to, oneself.

Derivation: Google-frottage (frottage meaning the act of rubbing against the body of another person, as in a crowd, to attain sexual gratification).

I was grottaging yesterday and came across an old picture of myself when I used to resemble a walrus.

He likes to grottage before going to bed.

by Falcon B Mews March 24, 2010

grody

disgusting, foul, unclean

This food is so grody it makes me want to puke.

by Light Joker January 20, 2007

grot

the pieces of lint that stick to a man's ball sack.

The grot was making my balls itch.

by The King of Swing001254 January 21, 2009

grotbag

A miserable old witch. Originated from the UK from a childrens show.

Theresa is such a grotbag today.
There is a grotbag living in that hut down the street.

by The Original Zippy© December 26, 2005

Grotey

Disgusting, repulsive, annoying to look at. Mostly refers to people, but can be used to other things such as objects and situations. Usually induces vomiting.

Ew, Amanda, your ex-boyfriend is so GROTEY.

by CrissDaneNorris August 6, 2010

gotya

A statement of affirmation. The phrase "gotya" confirms understanding of a specific concept

Hot girl 1: "OMG HE IS SUCH A Matt
Hot girl 2: "I don't understand?"
Hot girl 1: "Well he is totally hot and really awesome!"
Hot girl 2: "Gotya!"

by Gary29837 July 21, 2013