mrs.grosneck

Literal trash

Gabe: you know mrs.grosneck
You: I wish I didn’t

by _cheez it_ May 14, 2018

Stephen Groppell

The hottest man in the world. His beard is as fluffy as his hair. He is better than Ronaldo, Messi, and you combined. He can score free kicks without kicking it. He is the ultimate alpha male. His writing skills are off the charts. He can write a book in less than a second. He wrote Harry Potter then let J.K Rowling take the credit because he loves women and all women love him. He´s part Chinese so he can make noodles and can make COVID-19 appear out of thin air. However, unlike many Chinese people, he has beautiful brown eyes. His hands are so strong because he uses them to comb his luscious hair. He is the best English teacher in the world, rated #1 for 10 years straight.

When Lionel Messi moved to PSG, he told Mbappe ¨I want to achieve what Stephen Groppell achieved here.¨

by stephenishot February 8, 2022

Midnight Gospel

When you and a friend or group of friends begin to talk about very emotional and deep stuff suddenly because all of you are awake longer than you normally are. This is the result of the late night lowering your inhibitions allowing you to talk more freely even if you are not that close to the person(s) in question.

On our way back from a long night of hanging out, Fred and I began to talk about out views on life. Fred and I had a midnight gospel and I think we are closer cause of it.

by TheMagician4 February 27, 2022

Titty Mc Groppell

A letchy type gentleman who touches ladies boobs without they're permission.

Ah thay wagane is a total Titty Mc Groppell

by PastaMouse January 29, 2021

classy grope

A discrete grope, initiated by either the man or the woman, that goes unnoticed by those around you due to its discretion. This grope is typically done rapidly and leaves the victim feeling confused and mildly aroused.

Yea, but it wasn't as bad as the first guy. It was more of a classy grope.

by Dukes by Daisy April 25, 2011

grandma groper

A disgustingly horney individual who sexually targets women over 60 in an attempt to spread his man champagne all over the place after he has felt up every last inch of the grandma's old, wrinkly, loose skin. GROSS!

That dude's always visiting the nursing home and "volunteering". Fucker must be a nasty grandma groper.

by Goodie June 9, 2005

Eye Grope

The act of molesting another person with one's eye, generally in a groping motion.

Ty likes to eye grope my face!

by windowkicker December 20, 2010