Girth Control Pills

Girth Control Pills (def., noun): Any prescription to remedy erectile dysfunction. Includes known dick pills like Viagra, Cialis and Hardonex.

~One more gash-gouging original term by AndyBones, the man who wields the net handle PaulAllensCard~

With these new girth control pills, you can literally see your own reflection on your cock!

by PaulAllensCard November 21, 2016

Girthulese

The correct combination of girth, length, weight, surface area and density of ones penis designed to conquer all rancid flanges.

Hey honey, meet Girthulese

by Peersnuts December 31, 2016

girthdiva

Chicks who only do it with guys who have a girthy dick.

Girl to girlfriend. I'm such a girthdiva as all I want to do is ride Jim's wide and girthy dick.

by PGB3476 March 2, 2018

girth goblin

A short man with an absolute tree trunk of a cock.

Danny Devito might seem small in stature, but below the waist, he's definitely a girth goblin.

by Rokia Lee March 9, 2020

Girthday

An annual honest celebration of what truly matters for your pecker when you Geshmoigedy.

-Sup, Sophia, what's hangin?
- Oh, nothing much. Preparing for Paul's Girthday tomorrow. After his Bar mitzvah it's an even bigger feast.

by Diggitar Glady Diggy November 28, 2021

Financial Girth

The measure of one’s financial success based on the circumference of their assets (in centimeters).

“I got fired from my job and can’t afford to pay for my daughters insulin!”

“You have no financial girth.”

by jmcun May 4, 2022

dirty girthy Gareth

The act pulling out your 12 inch schlong and using it as a propeller to commit a terrorist attack

Them: “Yo did you see the local preschool burnt down?”.

You: “Ye, someone committed dirty girthy Gareth

by cjiblue December 12, 2022