future-proof

1. adj. Capable of adapting or conforming to standards not yet known; customizable.

I only needed the power of a single graphics card in my PC, but I got a great future-proof motherboard that supports quad SLI.

by subignition June 29, 2008

future ex-girlfriend

A female that isn't your girlfriend yet, but she wants to be, and the male is willing, but knows that he is going to break up with her eventually.

"Meet my future ex-girlfriend, Amanda."

by opiv August 23, 2007

future friend

a person that has not yet reached the actual level of relationship status to be defined as a "friend" in your life, but you think he/she is cool and will gladly shotgun a beer with her on a beach or take a body shot off a ginger with.

"Whose your friend that you were talking to over there? -- she seemed cool"
"Oh that girl? Nah she's not my friend...she's my future friend. her name is Jill"
"...oh Gotcha."

by party ninja May 13, 2014

Future persinger

A person who is gonna marry someone with the last name Persinger.

“There comes Ava, The Future Persinger”

“Ava’s gonna be a future Persinger!”

by FuturePersinger February 24, 2022

Future Bass

Any music in 2019 that...

1. Has a drop, and
2. Is loved by 12 year-olds.

"Remeber when all the EDM kids listened to is Progressive House?"

"Yeah. Now all the kids only listen to generic Future Bass."

by EDMInternetWarrior August 26, 2019

future ex-wife

Fiancee.

BOB: Are you and Sheila getting married?

JOHN: Hell yeah, she's my future ex-wife Bro!

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

future shock

The inability to adapt psychologically to rapid and novel advances and changes, esp. cultural, technological, moral, and social innovations.

WHOA! Joe's got a future shock for the picture phone.

by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004