There are various levels of idiocy prevalent in society.
One can be described as an idiot, a
dipshit or possibly an assclown. However, those who are bestowed with the debatable gift of total idiocy
may be described as a fucktard. This word is a contraction of the two words 'fucking', and '
retard'. A fucktard will undoubtedly show the uncanny ability to annoy the shit out of his/her peers, through attempts at humour, hypocrisy or sheer idiocy. Generally fucktards are seen by everyone to be anyone who is destined to be an absolute failure at life.
Alex makes attempts at
humor which only he considers funny, as a means to find friends at
school. So far he has been unsuccessful, and will probably go through life in a similar manner. His
pathetic attempts at humor alone qualify him to be an absolute fucktard.