Top definition
Despite sounding unoriginal... The funniest thing on the internet, hands-down. Featuring the greatest character in the history of the world - Private L.L. Church.
Church: (to Caboose's Mental Church) "First of all, you? You're not Caboose's best friend, okay? You don't have a best friend. You know why? You don't need one! You're Church! Knowing other people just waters down the experience. Live the dream buddy!"
by Rufus Shinra November 11, 2004
Get the mug
Get a Red vs Blue mug for your grandma Larisa.
Mar 6 Word of the Day
a spanish word meaning the flipflop
used by latin moms to beat their child's ass
by allygator February 07, 2015
Get the merch
Get the la chancla neck gaiter and mug.
The Greatest thing scince sliced bread. you can never go wrong by watching episode 1-47 in one sitting. and if you think it is the worst thing ever, i will personaly find you and slit your thoat in your sleep.
Caboose: What’s a freelancer?

Tucker: Freelancers are independent they’re not red or blue. They’ll fight for who ever have the most money.

Caboose: Like a mercenary

Tucker: Right. Or like your mom, when the rent is due.

Caboose: Oh that’s funny.

Tucker: Ya you didn’t think that was to obvious

Caboose: No, no not at all it was good.
by deathstorm A.K.A Sarge January 20, 2005
Get the mug
Get a Red vs blue mug for your father-in-law Abdul.
One of the funniest comedy websites available on the internet. The creators use linked X-boxes along with their Halo games to make a comedy based in the popular "Blood Gulch" map. Definately worth a look.
Dude, did you catch the newest Red vs Blue? It's fan-fucking-tastic!

Church:Tex walked up to him, pulled his skull out of his head, and beat him to death with it.

Blue:Wait a do you beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible.

Church:That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming.

by bAc0Nb0Y February 14, 2004
Get the mug
Get a Red Vs Blue mug for your mate Vivek.
A hilarious online-based show made using Halo and Halo 2. The show that made machinama known.
I love the newest RedvsBlue episode!
by Keynon April 24, 2005
Get the mug
Get a RedvsBlue mug for your mate Sarah.
The best online show ever! Its so funny, I watch it almost everyday. Caboose, is so cool. If you haven't seen it, I suggest you do before deathstorm a.k.a Sarge comes and slits your throat! And your should buy the second season DVD, because it has Caboose tell you what happend in the last season...and of course its completely wrong!
Caboose: " Sargent, look... a sleeping person!"

Sarge : "What? Oh macaroon, he's not sleeping son, he's dead."

Caboose :" Oh good, at first... I thought that was me... Because, I am blue and I like to sleep. But if he is dead, that can not be me... that would be silly."

Caboose :" It must be nap time. But who has nap time now? Nap time comes before pants time, not after... I think these people are just making up times!"
by Private O' Mally February 17, 2005
Get the merch
Get the red vs blue neck gaiter and mug.
An extremely popular machinima series made by using the Halo Xbox game series. The characters are placed in a boxed canyon in the middle of no-where on an alien planet. As new characters are introduced, the canyon becomes a dangerous place. The machinima has great comedy and an awesome story. The characters keep it alive.
In episode 76 of Red V.S. Blue, when Church, Doc, and Caboose are discussing the condition of Tucker once he starts getting stomach cramps and mood swings.

Church: "Tell us Doc, we can take it."

Doc: "Your friend is-"

Caboose: "Dying? Oh no!"

Doc: "No he's not dying, he just has-"

Caboose: "No chance to live? I knew it."

Church: "Caboose, one more interruption from you, and he's going to have two patients."

Doc: *sighs* "How do I say this? Your friend is-"

*long pause*

Church: "Why are you pausing? Caboose is not gonna interrupt you this time."

Doc: "No, that was just for dramatic effect. He's pregnant."

Caboose: "Oh god... Wait, what?"
by CookieMuncherMuchies July 17, 2009
Get the mug
Get a Red V.S. Blue mug for your father James.