forstered

when you splooge all over a girls face, knock her out, bleach her hair, cut it, and place her on a bike. Upon awakening it will appear that she looks like Harvey Forster

Person 1: Bro I got forstered the other day and I was left on a bike in the middle of nowhere. now I look like pitbull
Person 2: what the fuck, pitbulls bald and has a goatee you have bleached short hair
Person 1: Nah trust I look like pitbull
Person 2: No the fuck you don't pitbull is bald
Person 1: Oh shit nvm i was thinking of brad pitt
Person 2: what the fuck how did you confuse brad pit and pitbull
Pitbull: dale

by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 5, 2023

Fustered

To get fustered is to lead someone on and ghost them

He literally fustered you so hard 💀😭

by you say its because of my name January 30, 2024

Footered

When you get to put all 5 toes in her

Man I footered ol girl last night, you should have seen her face!

She looked over at me and said "I wanna be footered baby"

by ItsMelanieBihh May 9, 2025

all-festered-out

All-Festered-Out: All smoked out. Having smoked enough marijuana and don't want or need anymore. Can't get any higher.

No thanks. I'm all-festered-out!

by JopKatz December 7, 2015

I’m flattered

A phrase a Yannis says when she receives any sort of compliment from a Miles.
It is not used for friend zoning purposes.

“You’re one of the best people in the entire world, Yannis”

“I’m flattered 🥰”

by Zero2’s wifey November 28, 2020

getting mitus floppered

When someone takes their penis and slaps it in there face

Getting mitus floppered is when somebody takes there werner and just start slapping it all on someone’s face while tjere asleep

by anonymous March 11, 2024

Not that I'm not flattered...

When someone does something dubious or creepy and you want want to offend them.

Hym "Not that I'm not flattered... But I would like to be paid for that 🤷 I don't think that's unfair. I did always say that I would be narcissistic Superman. And now I am. I am the Homelander and I can do what ever the fuck I want."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2022