Flaccid Florence

Flaccid Florence: A person who just can't get their little buddy up no matter the circumstances.

Maya: "Hey Rob~ gonna finally give me a night I'll remember?"

Rob: "But Maya you know I'm a Flaccid Florence!"

by JackMeacoff April 13, 2023

South Florence High School

The most goated school in all of America. Another breed (prolly on steroids).

South Florence High School is a really good school.

by Hilixz November 21, 2023

Florence

She is not funny and lacks common sense. She sometimes does not process simple words and things you tell her. She is slow.

Florence couldn't tell if we were talking about the fruit orange or the color orange.

by ALEX PERIOD December 7, 2023

Florence And The Machine

How the fuck are they rock?

Florence And The Machine is just a pop band, how tf do they get considered a rock band?

by UltimateDoge October 5, 2023

Florence

Usually the short, dark haired mysterious one that sits in the corner and judges everyone until you become her friend and she goes literally crazy. Super quick-witted, the cleverest human being to ever exist, sporty, can play an entire orchestra of instruments and always prepared to spout random bits of wisdom that prove she has a higher IQ than the rest of the world combined.

My best friend Florence is awesome

by Keith-Clive November 21, 2021

Florence

She is a pretty young women. Florence is the type that you don’t fuck around. She really is a keeper. Talking to her is so nice and addictive. It’s like trying to solve a mystery but once you get a piece of it, it keeps getting more interresting and sophisticated. Florence is litteraly the perfect combination of sexy and cute. She is really bright and well centered. If you know a Florence, you must understand that she is the best.

Florence is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.

by Rat ;;) April 18, 2020

Florence

She is a pretty young girl. Florence is the type that you don’t fuck around. She really is a keeper. Talking to her is so nice and addictive. It’s like trying to solve a mystery but once you get a piece of it, it keeps getting more interresting and complicated. Florence is litteraly the perfect combination of sexy and cute. She is really bright and well centered. Even tho she’s not the most optimistic, you must understand that she is the best.

Florence is the prettiest girl alive.

by Rat;;) April 23, 2020