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flabber

The way your butt cheeks flap about when you fart.
You could never hear Lauren's farts, but when she dropped all that weight her butt flabbered loud.
by cameocady February 20, 2013
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flabbergas

skin hanging down from somebody's throat. Also means fat such as Mrs. Allen.
Mrs. Allen's flabbergas shows often when she shouts at children at lunch.
by ur nieghbor April 17, 2009
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flabberbate

When a man with a big big belly grabs, shakes a giggles his belly while at the same time fakely moans in pleasure. A false substitute for masturbate.
Mark wanted to show his pleasure from the situation, that he lifted up his shirt, grabbed his belly and began to flabberbate.
by Chunkyc September 15, 2006
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Flabbles

The rolls of fat that hang over either side of an overly tight bikini top.
"That girl should have worn a one-piece, cause her flabbles are enormous"
by Zombri August 21, 2011
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flabbergastered

"You're flabbergastered"
by Lexa June 26, 2004
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flabbergastic

to have an unusual urge to rape a cow. also can be said as a moo-diction.
"thats bullshit" "that makes me flabbergastic"
by punchyboy23 March 28, 2009
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Flabbergassed

Being the victim of a loud and smelly rip originating from a huge flabby ass.
Man, I was on the bus when I got an ass blast from some fat bitch. I got Flabbergassed, man.
by HavaBrain August 22, 2011
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