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Fish Fingers and Custard 

The only food that the Eleventh Doctor (Matt Smith) likes after regenerating. Amelia Pond has this in her freezer, and the Doctor finds it only after he tried almost every other food in Amelia's house.
I need... I need... I need... Fish Fingers and Custard!

trifle fingers

When you finger a girl who simultaneously has a yeast infection as well as being on her period
Friend 1: Hey Johnson you'll never guess what I got upto last night..
Friend 2: What Farhan?
Friend 1: I earned my trifle fingers badge!
Friend 2: Awesome bro, I got mine last week with your mother!
trifle fingers by A9S September 17, 2016

Chode Fingers 

1. Someone who has really fat fingers
Hey Dylan how do you dial a phone with those Chode Fingers.
Chode Fingers by Heavy Toast May 22, 2009

Trump fingers 

After eating large amounts of cheese balls or Cheetos and coating ones hands orange one then grabs a women by her pussy.
I finished my bag of the Cheetos the other day and decided to give the next girl I saw Trump fingers. She was shocked when I grabbed her pussy with my orange hands.
Trump fingers by Carpetmuncher5000 September 16, 2017

Salad Fingers 

A movie known best on newgrounds.com, adored by the masses for its strange and sick atmosphere. It features Salad Fingers and his friends in a peculiar world created in both his fantasy and weird reality. David Firth, its creator, is literally the Ernest Hemingway of Flash, and yes, kung-fu, kick ass... whatever, kids are really shallow. Joe bastard, the only way you know everything about Salad Fingers is by watching every episode, and Van Halen wears spandex. A bit suspicious, no?
"I like it when the red water comes out."
"Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo."
"It seems nettles have made the milk come out of my teat."
"I say, Milford Cubicle, would you like a warm glass of milk?"

Salad Fingers would pwn every bit of competition if entered in the Cannes film festival, I'll place money on it.

Bass Guitar Fingers 

1. Rough fingers caused by excessive contact with the thick bass strings.

2. The Fingers on the right hand of a bass player. Usually the Index and Middle Finger that can move very rapidly. Often used on females.
girl #1 - "How was your date last night?"
Girl #2- "Amazing, he has bass guitar fingers!"
Bass Guitar Fingers by kpf103 July 16, 2007