Ferrets are the current greatest threat to humanity. They currently control 51.3% of the worlds' oil supply and 73.6% of all known uranium sources. While ferrets appear kind and cute, they are actually plotting vengeance for all the inhumanities they have lived through. It is a little known fact that ferrets were the first troops drafted during the Vietnam conflict and were also forced to use segregated areas during the 1920s. The majority of ferrets are not violent, and would rather forget the past atrocities, but there are a few powerful radical sects that are believed to have been behind attacks on Madrid, London, New York and Mexico City. They have a vast information network, and experts at the CIA, KGB and MI6 have yet to crack the codes that they use.
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I have to take Pookie to my Ferretologist, because Pookie is biting the other ferrets, and I can't get her to eat her expensive ferret treats.
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