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Florida Abs

A way to make yourself sound sexy and toned, while really describing the think layer of cellulite that wraps around your middle. Mostly used by men on dating sites to falsely attract women.

FL (abbreviation for Florida) + Abs = Flabs.
E-Harmony Description: "I'm John. I'm 40 years old, and I'm in the best shape of my life. Don't be decieved by my moderately thinning hair and oily complextion. These are only signs of my malnutrition due to my lifestyle of strenuous exercise, and I have the Florida Abs to prove it."
by Turpinator February 24, 2010
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Florida Woman

The female version of Florida Man. At least she doesn't do many dumb outrageous crimes but still, this is Florida
Examples:
- Florida Woman arrested after pelting brother with chicken nuggets
- Florida Woman who doesn't speak Spanish sues for discrimination after she's denied job as a Spanish teacher
- Florida Woman fights to keep her pet alligator who wears clothes and "rides" ATVs.
- Florida Woman drives dead daughter to West Virginia
- Florida Woman beats up racist pregnant woman in hotel lobby
by i hate sjws April 19, 2018
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Florida Girls

Hottest girl you'll ever meet with the best tan. She'll make you have the time of your life.
Florida Girls are Hot and Can Party
by hotyahhhh July 28, 2009
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Florida

The Old go there to die, the Young go there to ride rollercoasters.
- You going to Florida soon Ben?
- Nah, not in the mood to die or go to the amusement park.
- Movies then?
- OK
by J-Money142 April 8, 2010
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University of South Florida

The University of South Florida (USF) is a public university located in Tampa, Florida. USF's mascot is the Bull, and its colors are green and gold. USF is the third largest university in the state of Florida, behind the University of Florida and Florida State University. USF boasts highly acclaimed engineering and medical programs, and is a first-tier research university.
The University of South Florida is a very well-rounded university that doesn't get enough credit because of other state universities such as the University of Florida and Florida State University getting all the attention.
by Ryan Cartwright November 26, 2005
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Florida

The 27th state admitted to the United States. Florida is a haven for predatory scammers, prostitutes, white trash, businesses predicated on dismal customer service, and people fleeing something (bad marriage, debtor's prison, organized crime, etc.). The economy of Florida is based on attracting outside people oblivious of these realities or well-to-do GLBT individuals to see post-teen so-called "performers" dressed in anthropomorphic costumes, relive the fantasy childhood they never had, and to visit nearly-abandoned beachfront communities (see: economic collapse). The state appears to be split into three distinct areas: South Florida, a largely Hispanic and New York polyglot; Central Florida, a region with no discernable product or industry where people who cannot afford South Florida live; and the Panhandle, which is more like Southern Alabama. These factors are offset by beautiful weather, exotic flora and fauna, and scantily clad women (see: prostitutes and white trash). Much of the former aerospace program existed in Florida.
Sammy: "Yo, I'm moving to Florida!"
Tony: "Who you running away from?"
by Hot East May 11, 2010
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Florida Marlins

A team that beat the yankees in 6, thank god.
Ma, the Florida Marlins kicked yankee ass in 2003.
by Zach G. October 27, 2003
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