Was a massive battle during the caveman era. Not talked about bc history teaches are scared of the man himself. Foongus Shmoongus, son of Bungus Ungus. He fought in the war and never lost a battle. The war started bc Fulongus Shmongus owd Foongus a lot of money in a gamble, but he said, "You suck lmao!" This pissed off Foongus, so he kiiled Fulongus Shmongus, thus starting the war.
Jamarion: Have you heard of the Ooga Booga Event?
Quangle Wingle Wongle: No. What is it?
Jamarion: "Tells the whole story."
Quangle Wingle Wongle: Wow! That's really cool.
Jamarion: Ikr, I found it out by looking it up on the Urban Dictionary, the most trusted dictionary for any sort of research.
Quangle Wingle Wongle: No. What is it?
Jamarion: "Tells the whole story."
Quangle Wingle Wongle: Wow! That's really cool.
Jamarion: Ikr, I found it out by looking it up on the Urban Dictionary, the most trusted dictionary for any sort of research.
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Invented by Ariel Helwani. A phrase used to denote a fight on an MMA fight card that garners much attention from the MMA fan base. A fight that fans are looking forward to watching just as much, if not more, than the card’s actual main event.
Ariel Helwani: The fight that fans are looking forward to most is Todd Duffee vs Gian Villante, it is without a doubt the people’s main event. Okay guys I’ll see you next week, same time, same place, till then I say, “Peace, I’m outta here!”
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"No way! That's awesome!"
"Not really. Neither of them were in the kitchen where they're supposed to be."
"Bummer man, they should know better. That's a wife changing event."
"No way! That's awesome!"
"Not really. Neither of them were in the kitchen where they're supposed to be."
"Bummer man, they should know better. That's a wife changing event."
by ILUVJENN April 24, 2008
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After a Deflowering Event, a certificate is issued, usually by a member of the clergy. The reason for this, in most cases, is to avoid prosecution for allowing this event. The event itself is considered illegal but the certificate can make it legal for the reason of it being a religeous family tradition.
For the event, the girl is required to wear traditional formal attire, consisting of a dress of prom-like or a dress shirt and formal skirt. Pantyhose, if worn, is taken off prior to the deflowering, during this event. The girl is required to be barefoot.
After the event, if a male was hired, it is customary for the male to leave the premises. It is considered taboo and highly disrectful in the utmost highest regard towards the family to have the male remain at the ceremony after the Deflowering Event has taken place. The male will be asked to leave. If the male remains without an invitation from a head member of the family, which is rare, it may cause the family and their guests at the ceremony to create an uncomfortable situation in which most usually is escalated. If the male still remains at the ceremony after the situation is escalated, the family will be obligated by tradition to take matters into their own hands to physically remove the male. Leading up to a civil unrest or even in rare cases, a riot, where the local authorities may have to be contacted to restore order.
After a Deflowering Event, a certificate is issued, usually by a member of the clergy. The reason for this, in most cases, is to avoid prosecution for allowing this event. The event itself is considered illegal but the certificate can make it legal for the reason of it being a religeous family tradition.
For the event, the girl is required to wear traditional formal attire, consisting of a dress of prom-like or a dress shirt and formal skirt. Pantyhose, if worn, is taken off prior to the deflowering, during this event. The girl is required to be barefoot.
After the event, if a male was hired, it is customary for the male to leave the premises. It is considered taboo and highly disrectful in the utmost highest regard towards the family to have the male remain at the ceremony after the Deflowering Event has taken place. The male will be asked to leave. If the male remains without an invitation from a head member of the family, which is rare, it may cause the family and their guests at the ceremony to create an uncomfortable situation in which most usually is escalated. If the male still remains at the ceremony after the situation is escalated, the family will be obligated by tradition to take matters into their own hands to physically remove the male. Leading up to a civil unrest or even in rare cases, a riot, where the local authorities may have to be contacted to restore order.
"I was at my friend's 12 year old sister's BatMitzvah last week and I seen her have sex with her father on stage in front of the entire family. When I asked someone about it, they told me it was a traditional Deflowering Event. His family is weird and he's not my friend anymore."
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Get the media event mug.An experience that has caused mild to severe phantom stress on a person. In an attempt to make such events easier to talk about, these cases can be referred to as bruh moments, major Ls, or big oofs. Traumatic events often result in flashbacks due to certain words, images, sounds, or actions, known as triggers.
Me: yeah, so I got jumped that one time, and I've been afraid to go anywhere alone. So that was a major L
My therapist: well, you see, we don't refer to these moments as major Ls. We call these experiences traumatic events.
My therapist: well, you see, we don't refer to these moments as major Ls. We call these experiences traumatic events.
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