Elton Johning

A type of dive you would do at a pool, called Elton Johning because it replicates the feeling of listening to a really good Elton John song. When the water level is about the same height as ledge in a deep area, one will somersault into the water while plugging nose with fingers so water does not rush up their nose. Instead of immediately coming back up to the surface for a breath you would stay in the water for a few seconds as your body is slowly brought back up to the surface until you need to catch a breath.

Past tense: Elton Johned

Person 1: My favorite part of visiting the swimming pool is Elton Johning!
Person 2: Me too! It evokes the same feeling as listening to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road's chorus!

Person 1: Are you ready to leave the pool yet?
Person 2: Not yet! I haven't even Elton Johned yet!

by ultraspecialboy May 11, 2022

Elton John's Foosty Farter

A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).

Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.

Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?

That's Elton John's Foosty Farter

Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!

by elvi888 August 10, 2024

Elton Chun

The biggest boi and really likes black people

Elton Chun is getting it on

by Elton Chun April 17, 2019

elton john

A couple or very close friends who indulge in recreational narcotic activities, one of the pair places a straw up their rectum whilst the other blows cocaine into the anal cavity

Lets have a bath then Elton John

I can't believe you have never Elton johnned.
Where's Elton john?

by SCOTT(NOT RACHAEL) BUT IT IS April 27, 2019

Elton John tickets

Gay, as in has Elton John tickets.

Give it up girl, he's got Elton John tickets

by milpool July 11, 2021

Bwady Elton

A wonderful pookie wookie bear and my glorius king

Bwady Elton has some solid girth.

by Sir Gyatsalot October 30, 2023

Elton

Elton is a handsome guy with style and grace. Elton also is known for his sexyness attracting all the ladies to him. He can be found inside a luxury mansion wearing a suit smoking his cigar.

That's a cigar Elton would smoke.

by SwitchElton December 15, 2016