dockfluffer

Someone who loves to suck the owner of a boats asshole while making up stories.

I was at the marina at spring break and I couldn't believe all the dockfluffers!

by Okmarhs April 9, 2017

dickflabagus

When your penis is really sad and has way too much excess skin.

My penis was so sad and had lots of excess so I went to the doctor and he said I had dickflabagus.

by Jamesct696969 May 12, 2017

dickflickel

When you touch your dick first thing in the morning.

I dickflickel every morning.

by JetCrewFan August 9, 2017

Dickfuzz

When you cum and the cum is somewhat fuzzy.

Madeline, I just dickfuzzed! It's fuzzier than last time.

by nathanhacksroblox xd xd xd xd November 16, 2017

dickfunkus

one ugly motherfucker with a dick for a nose.

I don"t know who the dickfunkus is.

by fuc.stick May 3, 2018

Dickfuck

An individual that doesn't know dick about fuck.

That guy protesting over there is a real dickfuck.

by iamgroot2121 May 16, 2018

Dickslut

A term used to describe your overly nerdy and self-centered friend who always keeps telling you how useless you are.

You're such a Dickslut

by Kokomrdek February 18, 2019