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derection

What a guy gets when he looks at somebody REEEEEALLY ugly.
Guy 1: ew, dude look at that fugly chick over there!
Guy 2: ahhh! my eyes!
Guy 3: ahhh! my dick! deeeeeerection!
by Emberlix February 19, 2005
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0.8 Direction

Yo, did you hear Zayn quit 1D?!

Holy shit, really? We're calling them 0.8 Direction from now on!!
by namebar115 March 29, 2015
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Directionator

The kind of person you want to hit with an axe. Pretty much.
These girls try to fit in with us, but it won't ever work. They probably will only like Harry because he gets solos and hate everyone else. They'll try to fit in, but they won't get any of our inside jokes, or know who the fuck were talking about. They only know WMYB and think they're so dedicated. They think they know shit, but really they're irrelevant and deserve a banana in the face.
They don't know Danielle, Eleanor, Perrie, Uncle Simon, Cher,Ed,Savan, The Tomo, Barry, Hughey, Ian, Wayne, and Kyle, Larry Stylinson, US One Direction.
They wont get SUPEERRMMANN, spoons, cats, Larry Stylinson, how much Australia means to us, PEW PEW, Nandos, football, DJ Malik, Carrots, IM A SONG, energy juice,fungi jokes, mirrors, turtles, or July 24th at 8:22 pm will just be another time for them. Nope .
And the sad thing is, we deal with it.
"OMG ZAYNE IS SMOKIN IM GON TWEET HIM TO STOP OMFGZZZ Y DIDN'T ANYONE THUNK OF DAT?!?!"

" OH GUIZE SHUDD UP DIS MY SONG................................................THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL!"

"OMIGOD I HATEZ DANIELLE AND ELENOR THEY STOLE MY MAAAANNNNNNNNN!"

"OMIGOD NAILL CAN JUST LEAVE THE BAND"

"OMIGOD I HATE DIRECTIONATORS THEY PROBABLY THINK LOUIS IS PRONOUNCED LEWIS LAWLZZ"

and btw my babeh Nialler is actually perfect in every aspect of life.

LH2BH BITCHES
by liamsbabeh October 6, 2012
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derection

The direction on a derection is down, unless something unnatural occurs
by Too Much Fun In Biology September 28, 2009
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Directioners

We're sorry that people are so jealous of us... but we can't help it that we're so popular.
Why are Directioners popular?
They can't help it.
by deiwbgfiugtwhh November 2, 2011
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DERECTION

I was so scared I got a derection.
When my parents came home and Sarah was in my room I got a derection
by marvin-d-martian November 28, 2011
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Directioner

We love one direction we say Vas happening we eat carrots and we worship it never ends your stuck here forever good luck now your one us 😂
Person- hey what are you listening to.

Directioners- the biggest band on the planet.
by 💙Larry💚 December 15, 2020
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