Daptard

A mild insult. Mixture of 'Dapper' and 'Retard'

Jim: I slipped on a banana skin today, y'know, like they do on cartoons?? It was SOOOO funny!!!
Bob: You daptard.

by Shigglee March 21, 2009

Dipass

One who is so full of shit and stupidity that it makes you wish you could dip out of the situation and never see the fucker again.

Caleb said, "let's turbo your ranger"!
I responded, "you're a dipass shut the fuck up"!

by Dippin With Zeus December 11, 2016

dictator

The opposite of a pussytator. When a dictator and pussytator get together, they make babytators.

The dictator was too huge for the little pussytator.

by Tristan Michael October 10, 2006

dictatorshit

An expression used to describe futile orders and rules, usually in the workplace. These are decided via the employers. And the ideas that from are behind the dictatorship are pointless, idiotic, very illogical and unreasonable. Dictatorshits can also be lead by parental figures that think they know best, when they haven't a fucking clue. Not forgetting dominant friends or your partner/ex partner.

Boss:"Larkin, get those invoices done by Thursday, organise a staff meeting to discuss productivity and clean up the toilets when you are done".

Larkin: "What? Clean the toilets boss!"

Boss: "Just get on with it, don't question my authority! If you wish to, a meeting can be arranged if you have a problem, do I make myself clear?"

Larkin: "Fuck this dictatorshit, I am out of here!"

by Darkthetamene December 31, 2008

Dipalipalitus

A fake disease or sickness contracted by children when they have to do things that they don’t want to do. It usually is contracted prior to school or just before going to visit relatives. There is no known cure other then parental pushing or deal making.

Son: Dad, I dont think I can go to school today. My stomach is realy upset and I have a headache and I think my pancreas is about to explode.

Dad: Get your but to school you just have Dipalipalitus.

by Darth Dad November 28, 2012

dictact

verb. Contact with a dick

Jenny, when was the last time you got dictact?
I got dictact 2 weeks ago with Matt.

by Dictact Creator November 2, 2014

dipass

Things that piece of shit Rick says whenever his liver is messed up.

Morty: Why don't we just use your portal gun?
Rick: It's in the car, dipass!

by PurpleandRed November 7, 2021