Crystle kettle is one of the most annoying people you will ever meet. Crystle kettle, aka jamesbatty19, is one of the many roblox players. Crystle kettle is so hated that there is even a group called the Kettle Foundation. The Kettle Foundation is a group targeted at Crystle Kettle as an investigation group. The group is able to find out pretty much anything about ‘it’. The group is ran by PcNoodlex (aka Pc). Crystle Kettle hates Pc with a passion LOL
by Kettlecovld June 23, 2020
Get the Crystle Kettle mug.A gorgeous women with an even more beautiful heart that wears it on her sleeve. She deserves to be treated with the best intentions and care. She’ll love you and worship you like no other you give her your soul.
by MizZzSweet June 19, 2021
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An item in Xenoblade Chronicles 2 that lets you get new blades. Spend all of yours in hopes of getting a rare blade, only to get all commons.
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Get the core crystal mug.A piece of white trash that finds solace and spiritual healing in regular communion with methamphetamines.
by jed bob June 27, 2007
Get the crystal methodist mug.Pronounced “Cris-stall-ing”, this word means to delay giving birth. Your feet look like sausages, walking turned into waddling, strangers give you sympathetic looks, and friends can’t believe you are still pregnant. Yet you are stalling as if you can drag this on forever...give birth already!!!
Lady #1: Did Crystal have dat baby girl yet?
Lady #2: No, she be Crystalling all week!
Lady #1: Dang girl, it gunna be like 12 pounds at dis rate!
Lady #2: No, she be Crystalling all week!
Lady #1: Dang girl, it gunna be like 12 pounds at dis rate!
by Poway Guy May 22, 2018
Get the crystalling mug.Apparently the most realistic FPS game to date. The boys over at Crytech have proven how much of nerds they are by making a video game that hardly runs on normal pcs.
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guy 1: Dude should i get crysis?
guy 2: hells yeah if you can run the damn thing.
Ex2:
i recently got this new computer: froged in the fire of mount doom, crafted by the proud Jedi of star wars, and it still have problems running crysis.
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Crysis is designed for computers...From SPACE
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Crysis is from crytech and uses the cry-engin, which also runs Farcry, Farcry 2, and Jesus Cry-st Superstar
guy 1: Dude should i get crysis?
guy 2: hells yeah if you can run the damn thing.
Ex2:
i recently got this new computer: froged in the fire of mount doom, crafted by the proud Jedi of star wars, and it still have problems running crysis.
Ex3:
Crysis is designed for computers...From SPACE
Ex4:
Crysis is from crytech and uses the cry-engin, which also runs Farcry, Farcry 2, and Jesus Cry-st Superstar
by JackInTheCloset February 2, 2009
Get the Crysis mug.A crystal that actually used to heal the user back in the days when Faeries roamed the earth. Now used by New Agers that think it still works in modern times.
Naddavitch:"I've had the runs since August 2000. Got anything that could help me?"
Enya:"Here, try my healing crystal."
Enya:"Here, try my healing crystal."
by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 6, 2007
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