Do You Want Salt On Your Crumpet

The act of ejaculating over a females vagina

I can't believe you even had the courage to ask her 'Do you want salt on your crumpet'

by Rebecca Haw February 23, 2010

Crumblet

One who is disgustingly persistent.One who has horrible manners and cannot contain themselves.Crumblets always want and never give, they act selfishly in almost all situations. Its is of great insult to be called this.

Nick: yo son you got a cigarette?
Ryan: Yea sure man
Nick: You got a light?
Ryan: Yea man
Nick: You got any gum?
Ryan: Calm down you CRUMBLET!

by **RPM** December 8, 2006

crumpet

1. noun - word to substitute for the effectionaty application of the word "cunt"
2. noun - a piece of ass.
3. noun - referring to a person in power that has the best intentions, but often fails miserably at everything they do. Usually preceded by the word "Captain"

1. I wouldn't mind filling her crumpet with a wad of my love honey.
2. Check out the crumpet on that walking spit roast.
3. If Captain crumpet doesn't start Stumpy Stu on the bench this game, I'm going to shove a stick up his ass and use him as a toilet brush.

by dero-licked December 16, 2004

Russian Crumpet Hole Juicer

When a girl lays under a guy and the guy sprays diharrea all over the chick!

Last night, I gave hannah a Russian Crumpet Hole Juicer. It was Sickkk!

by Ryan and Ricemaster-X January 14, 2009

Crumpets

An exclamation used instead of a curse word. (i.e. Crap, Dammit, etc.)

Sandra: Oh crumpets! i dropped my phone in the toilet!

by whatdidshejustsay? October 24, 2010

crumpet

Refers to a womans vagina

She had a sweet dripping crumpet.

by crumpetboy October 19, 2004

Crumpet Trumpet

A man who becomes sexually aroused while giving a woman oral sex;

often sought by legions of college females

A: Oh, he's in a Ska band, what does he play?

B: Let's just say he's a Crumpet Trumpet.

A: Mandy's gonna want his number..

by brookeybby December 1, 2010