crayon dick

Crayon dick means that their dick is as small as a crayon like are friend melo

Melo had a crayon dick

by Wsmbaeby.m March 3, 2022

sperm crayon

when you jack off and release sperm, then draw on a piece of paper with your dick to create a picture

Nico was really horny in science class so he decided to try "sperm crayon". He jacked off really hard until he released his liquids and then drew a picture of a vagina on the paper.

by lickmycock March 15, 2014

wonton crayon

When an Asian chick sucks your dick so hard it turns crayola red

dude last night Asa gave me a wonton crayon

by Al the mischievous May 14, 2016

crayon police

A person/persons who are under the age of 16 and who are yet to shave who has the authority in a chat room visited by adults to kick boot and delete profiles

crayon police,nob jockey, acne, plank

by lifes-a-beach2 February 22, 2009

brown crayon

When two men (or more) have anal sex and one removes his penis from the other's buttocks and has feces on his penis.

How can I rid myself of this horrid brown crayon before my mom comes home and discovers im a giant fag?

by Chizak November 12, 2004

gray crayon

A person who dresses in all gray. usually female who dresses in a gray sweatshirt with gray sweatpants who likes to throw metal balls attached to rods. Studies religiously. sometimes months or even semesters in advance. Sleeps before 8pm and wakes up early every morning to sit at the kitchen table and think about her major dislike for hipsters and anything fun..

Paul: Hey Oliver, what is that out there spinning like a maniac with that metal ball attached to a rod.

Oliver: Oh hey Paul, I think that's a gray crayon. Shes aiming for those hipsters over there on their fixed gear bikes.

Paul: Wow Oliver, she is a real fun sucker.

by o-dizzle-d May 2, 2011

Color With Crayons

Coloring with crayons is code name for smoking weed

DooD wanna go color with crayons?

by Kyle Kalman May 21, 2007