crantastic

The state of being fantastic while also possessing the properties of a cranberry.

That cranapple juice was crantastic. Cran-fucking-tastic.

by crantastic January 28, 2008

co-crastinate

to be procrastinating AND studying simultaneously

Alyssa: Devin get off fb and go study.

Devin: Bitch don't hate me, im co-crastinating. Ya thats right. BioPsych is my bitch now.

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Sean: Hey mom, im gonna go co-crastinate because i'd rather listen to some funky dubstep AND study for 4.5 hours than finish up my studying in like 30 minutes in peace and quiet.

by devin the dizude December 15, 2010

Cranksturbate

When a man has to masturbate a little bit to get himself hard so he can have sex with a woman. He has to crank start it like an old Model T Ford.

Friend 1: "Man, you so old you probably have to cranksturbate."

Friend 2: "Nah homie, my shit works good. Ask yo mom."

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010

crasterbation

masturbating while silver tears drip down your cheeks

"Granda Grandma why did you have to die?" Jimmy inquired midway through crasterbation at his grandmothers funeral.

by Hillman January 21, 2006

cranksters

An abuser of "Crank" methamphetamine.

He's a crankster.

by Filbert December 28, 2003

Crasting

To steal things from cars, houses, anywhere. Originating from the book "A Clockwork Orange", where they often went "Shopcrasting".

Alex: you down to go out crasting tonight?

Sam: for sure! gotta get that money, right right right?

by WickedAlien32 December 10, 2009

Crasterbate

To cry while masturbating.

After that one kid walked in on me banging his girlfriend, he sat down and crasterbated in the room while we got stuffy.

by Minerva T. Lodge November 10, 2007