Anal Commander

a god of the battlefield gaming franchise :)

Person 1 - O God i got shot
Person 2 - were from
Person 1 - from over there he shot me in the ass
Person 2 - o must be anal commander then

by Commanders Slut September 10, 2011

one hander commander

Masturbating. Also see jacking off.

Man, my girlfriend dumped me.. Well, back to one hander commander! =D

by OverDose363 December 18, 2005

Captain Commando

A superhero from the Capcom game "Captain Commando". The game was a beat 'em up following in the footsteps of Final Fight. The character returned later for the Marvel vs Capcom games and most recently, Namco x Capcom (Japan-only game).

If you take the first three letters of Captain and the first three letters of Commando, it spells Capcom.

*At the Avengers Headquarters*
Avengers Crew: H.Q. to each member of the Avengers...The dreadful Onslaught has disappeared. Repeat.

Captain Commando: We've defeated Onslaught. Now the earth will be at peace.

Avengers Crew: W...Who are you?

Captain Commando: I am...CAPTAIN COMMANDO!

by CapComfan July 28, 2007

cobra commander

a series of several rapid tongue lashes to an anus followed by a violent insertion of fingers while screaming "COBRA"

After a fine dinner and walk on the beach, I gave Lindsay a cobra commander

by TinoFett June 11, 2006

Suicide Commando

Bascially, really messed up one-man group who makes industrial songs that are really addicting. Many of his songs are too disturbing for words, yet some of them are OK. Some of his songs are actually quite good.

Despite the fact that Suicide Commando is the most messed-up artist on this green Earth, he is really talented and ought to be noted for that.

I just downloaded "Neuro Suspension" by Suicide Commando. I think this guy had a bad life...

by Evestar July 21, 2009

St Tropez Commando

A girl who can be spotted on a night out, wearing fake tan so unevenly applied and streaked that the pattern it creates resembles the camouflage worn by the British Army. This phenomenon usually appears on the legs, but can occasionally be all over.

"Were there any fit birds in Jumpin' Jaks last night?"

"Nah, just the usual bunch of St Tropez Commandos"

by L Rathen May 20, 2009

couch commando

An individual(mostly males)who takes the television remote control and won't let anyone change the channel or take it from them. These words were originally heard in "Clueless", in which Cher calls Josh a "couch commando".

"Quit being a couch commando, I want to watch Cops"

"Can you change the channel? Why not? Well if you would stop being such a couch commando I wouldn't have to keep asking."

by SocialWorkerBob May 11, 2006