Cheez-It check ya

A way to check someone for celiac disease. You feed them a cheez-it and see how they react.

Hey sage, i am going to cheez-it check ya to see if youre actually celiac.

by Versillian March 9, 2020

Cheez-Its

Heavenly cheese flavored crunchy crackers that only the best of people have.

*Eats Cheez-Its queitly*

by The_DarkBean June 8, 2021

Ritz-cheezasaurus

An act of coitus where both participants cover each other in spray cheese. Following this, they must lay the crackers on each other in a scale pattern turning each other into a Ritz-Cheezasaurus.
Both participants must try their best to not damage the crackers while "saving their species from extinction." At the end of the act, both participants will come to a mutual consensus on which of the two get to survive. The one that survives, betrays the other and must eat the cracker scales and cheese off the other participant without using their hands.

Hey bro, I was with this chick that wanted to try the Ritz-cheezasaurus last night. I was the survivor. Would recommend. Except now I have to get a new bedspread.

by Three Thenths September 26, 2022

cheeze biscut

rubbing your finger under someone's nose after you scratched your balls

Dave gave me a nasty cheeze biscut

Do I smell cheeze biscuts?

by graffix chic June 30, 2004

cheezburgered

said of a communication so riddled with lolspeak, it's almost unintelligible.

New Msg: "oh hai thar, boo. wez can has cyut kitteh?"

"What? That text was so cheezburgered up, I couldn't make sense of it."

by deejessicajane August 11, 2009

cheezy ooof

cheezy ooof is a replacement word for any sexual word;

threasa cheezy ooofed on matt . -"gabby vagina farted on matt
chucky cheezy ooofed on stephanie -"chucky either could have ate her out, fucked, flatuated, shit, pissed or came on her.
thomas is going to cheezy ooof in nicolas butthole tonight- "thomas is going to spray whip cream in nicolas's butthole tonight

by mjrh March 15, 2011

cheez-it sand

The salty, ocean of crumbs in the bottom of a cheez-it bag.

"Oh no, the cheez-its are gone! I am going to throw the bag out!"
"No! That's my cheez-it sand! That's not trash, that's treasure!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes im sure, cheez-it sand is the best in the land!"

by Hartzl October 2, 2015