cheez-it

A cheesy smack food that no other food can compare to. Also known as the best food in the universe and considerably better than reese cups.

person: dude those cheez-its are so better than reese's

by colin24213524361614 May 10, 2009

cheez-it

a scrumptious food item consisting of 1X1 inch squares of baked cheezy goodness. This particular snack food carries the slogan "Get Your Own Box".

A: Cheez-it's? awesome, can I have some?

B: Dude, get your own box, and stop being so gay. We're just roommates, it doesnt automatically make us friends.

A: Sorry.

by how come every email is using every name i come up with November 20, 2007

Cheez-it

a white person who tans too much

Damn Steve you need to stop taning your starting to bec ome a cheez-it

by RedruM93 November 26, 2009

Cheez-it

An awesome cheesse cracker snack that can make you constipated, this is caused by eating too many.

Dude, I ate 2 boxes of cheez-its & i became constipated! FUCK!

by cheezeit June 24, 2009

cheez-it

a racist term meaning a "cracker" that should be white but is orange as a result of over-use of tanning products and/or tanning beds.

That cheez-it needs to cut back on the tanning spray.

by kneebeau December 3, 2009

Cheez-it

Someone who is very white, has blonde hair, name starts with C H A Z, and is a lazy bum.

He always leaves school early because he is a Cheez-it

by ItsYourDaddy69 January 30, 2019

Cheez-it

A name for a person who completely and utterly fails to accomplish a set task, a n00b.

Bob: Damnit, Jack, I told you to bring the booze!
Jack: Aw, sorry, dude, I was too busy bating.
Bob: You're such a cheez-it. Why do I hang out with you?

by Michael Crockett January 28, 2008