Covid Catfish

To be deceived into thinking a mask-wearing chick is hot because she's blown her entire giro on eye make-up, then discover that her face looks like a crow's armpit.

"I copped a Covid Catfish. Her eyes were lush but the mask hid a face that a mother couldn't love."

by CampionShagSlave January 15, 2021

Catfax

The user history of a vagina. When and with whom it was used, and any problems it may have.

GUY: Goodnight, you ready?
GIRL: Yea.
GUY: Aight, let's go. Wait, actually I don't mean to come off rude or nothing but can I see your Catfax?

by ohjustcheckin December 26, 2011

Catfish

A catfish is someone who assumes a false identity on the Internet using various platforms including but not limited to Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. A catfish is often undesirable in comparison to thier profile, as an actual catfish would be to a premium "catch" fish like Alaskan salmon.

I met this guy on match.com who was a total catfish. His pic was cute but he obviously thinks he is a time traveler cause he looked like Matlock!

by Jwoflava September 8, 2013

catpunch

Common pose of Japanese videogame character models who appear at cosplay conventions.

Check out that catpunch pose!

by Paul H22A4 April 26, 2006

Cafuso

mix between and indian + black person = cafuso

The skin color is usually darker than a mulato (mix betwwen white and black).

That frigging cafuso stole my girl.

by rrutia November 5, 2008

Catculator

A calculator for your cat

I bought a catculator! It's paws-ibly the best calculator in the world!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 March 21, 2019

holy catfish

same as such words as holy crap and such. A good friend of mine says, "Holy Catfish!" when he is at work (at a school) so as not to swear in front of his class.

"Holy Catfish! I missed the turn completely."

by anonymous January 17, 2004