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Grey Britain

A term used to define the current state of Great Britain.

A place of bad people, bad government, bad law enforcement, bad diet... a place where ASBOs are worn as badges of honour and a place where abuse is hurled at the honorable members of the military, a place where traditional culture is abandoned for the sake of political correctness.
A place of moral grey-area, thus considered 'grey'.
Great Britain is dead; Grey Britain has taken over.
by Jezbernezharez October 6, 2009
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britain

Evil bastards who stole Ireland then gave half back.
Irish Farmer: WTF is this???
British KnobJockey: It's half of Ireland
Irish Farmer: WTF am I suppose to do with half of Ireland??
British KnobJockey: I don't know, why don't you make a nice little republic for yourself
Irish Farmer: Nooo! Oi waant me fookin island back ya dorty brit! All of it!
by Rian September 13, 2005
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britain

uncontrollable immigration and crap eurovision entrys and low lives in council estates
britain is full of political correctness, soaps like eastenders and correnation street and has shit weather
by charlottepickle April 26, 2008
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great britain

The two GREATEST things to come from Britain? America and the Beatles.
by kate January 7, 2004
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Little Britain

A lake in Cowley which is the shape of Great Britain. I knew of that and was familiar with that long before this annoying TV series so thats my definition of 'Little Britain' A lake in Cowley near Quackers Pub/restaurant
Theres only one lake, cant really give an example yeah but no but i cant
by DirtyDan2 April 30, 2005
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Britain

The group of countries that half of the worlds armed forces are trained properly after the americans fuck up thier soldiers by telling them to only do what they are told instead of using the initiative that could save thier lives and those of all thier unit. Also the ones who have the most elite units the SAS.

The group of countries that held the largest empire the world has ever known dispite what people say about the romans, (btw even they are not second its actually the list goes British, Mongolian, russian, Spanish, chinese, caliphate, French, portugese, Brazilian, Achaemenid, japanese and then Roman!!! ok so nowhere near the top).

The group of countries that came up with the nationalised health service (NHS) where everyone can be treated for free on most health issues.

Although its not all rosey we are now the fatest country in Europe because we are stuffing our faces too much and not getting off our arses. We are becoming too overpopulated because we also have the highest teen pregnancy rate in Europe, we have given birth to the chav that is destroying all society.

We can be better again if we actually get up and work hard, that is the reason countries we used to have a stake in such as china and india are becoming the superpowers they are today, because they work hard for it and will do it well.
"Hey who kicks all kinds of ass"

"The SAS obviously"

"Who trained them?"

"Britain did"

"Enough said"
by OnlyTruthspeaker October 24, 2011
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Britain

A place that resembles a thistle. The top part is beautiful and the bottom part is covered with pricks.
I sure enjoy being a part of Britain! Shame the bottom half is covered in pricks!
by sam_squawk July 22, 2009
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