Britsin 

1. A non-UK male citizen from a former UK colony, who has sinned by associating himself with the popular British culture (especially music) and British literature, over and above his own culture.

2. A person who goes to an e-mail website to register himself as 'Brit' or 'Brits', but ends up in registering as 'Britsin' (as was suggested by the site itself - for 'Brit' and 'Brits' were already registered i.d's).

1. Look at these Britsins, wasted guys with no national pride.

2. Well, I'm called a Britsin because Yahoo mail suggested that to me.

Britsin by Britsin July 31, 2009

Britain 

A lazy, controlling police state.

No free speech exists, you can be threatened with arrest for making fun of mugshots.
You're TOLD not to say anything offensive to scum who threw a cat into a reservoir.

You can be insulted & threatened online by morons from another country,

but if you return words, you break a law called "Malicious Communications".

Then you're arrested & punished, even just by calling someone a cunt. Whoever posted the

definition of that law on here got it spot on, "soon be illegal to boo someone in the street"

it already happened. People got arrested for what basically amounts to booing the new king.

Flats pop up everywhere with druggies, yobs & foreign gang members.
Teens harass people in the street, police just relocate them. Can't they be useful? Oh I'm sorry, they're too busy taking golliwogs from windows, or arresting someone for hurting someone's feelings on the internet, exercising their sad little powers of bullshit.

People say fuck all day long, even in front of kids like a moron, making the word lose its impact, but offend someone with a racial slur (that only works one way) or say cunt, it's suddenly like you're a criminal.

Why don't you see police interview videos of these "Malicious Communications" arrests?
Because the country would look the utter shitshow that it really is!

Naysayer: What a load of hyperbolic nonsense.

Yes I'm sure Rowan Atkinson did a talk about freedom of speech all for nothing, easily findable on YouTube.

Any illusion of "free speech" or expression in Britain is gone when you discover it's controlled by authoritarian,
backwards Orwellian laws. Let's change all history to be snowflake friendly too.

Free speech covers all speech whether it's offensive to snowflakes or not.
The law should not be involved in such petty nonsense.

Britain is weak and pathetic. Overrun by outsiders that get free housing while our homeless starve,

backwards laws that only punish their own people, corrupt social services and police that let feral kids run rampant.

Imagine trying to compete with NK or Nazi Germany on a dictatorship level. Silencing people for using "bad words".

This is no joke, go lookup Rowan Atkinson's freedom of speech video.

You can't even include the words "free speech" etc, in your comments on some British YouTube news channels, because they often get shadow banned!

Don't forget that Britain cosies up to that murderous dictator, the clown prince of Saudi Arabia.

Britain also illegally invaded Iraq, weapons of mass destruction?.. Where?!
Then they invaded Afghanistan. And then they also ran away like cowards.
But insulting someone with offensive words..? NOPE, OFF TO JAIL!

F this pathetic backwards WOKE dump.

Rowan Atkinson knows how shitty the country is.

The great big circus known as Britain is happily marching towards total destruction of a free thinking, speaking, society.
George Orwell's 1984 was spot on.

Hang your heads in shame, corrupt tyrant leaders.

Britain by Anti BS August 10, 2023

Great Britain 

What makes Britain "Great" exactly? Do they mean great as in big? Because Britain's certainly not big, so it must mean great as in amazing? With all the pandering to weak snowflakes, utter hypocrisy of the law/police, and similar bullshit, i would beg to differ.

Come visit "Great" Britain:

If you want no freedom of speech. Where even Ricky Gervais is allowed to openly accuse Hollywood celebs, while thinly disguising his accusations as "jokes". Jeremy Clarkson was allowed to get away with certain comments, as was David Walliams who insulted people of Britain's Got Talent using foul language, those who hold a high status are allowed to get away with stuff common folk aren't.

if you want expensive apartments made with cheap crap that catch fire easily.

if you want to be arrested for offending somebody over petty shit online via the law called Malicious Communications. Yet people from other countries, via social media, games etc, are freely
allowed to verbally abuse you, say things back and you get treated like a criminal by the pathetic clown police.

If you are sexually assaulted by a female, the police will do nothing, just like what happened with the football stadium incident, a male would be jailed. More double standards like those sentenced for sharing photos of a murder scene, yet Britain had servers hosting disgusting content from Live Leak and Ogrish. Live Leak also had tons of comments of people making fun of those who committed suicide.

Brian: Wow, that's a lot of bullshit from one country. How can people really call it Great Britain?

Me: But there's much more! Don't visit "Great" Britain if..

if you want to see homeless actual British people starving on the streets with their pets, while illegal foreigners continue to pour in and are offered free homing, food and hotels.
People wonder why racism is on the rise, but don't forget, the law is sexist against men, and just like that white men have to suffer, other races can do no wrong. Just like Khan does nothing about knife fest London.

Don't visit "Great" Britain's news sites if you like to be cut off from commenting on certain articles in case your words hurt some sensitive person's feelings.

Don't teach your pet pug to do a Nazi salute on YouTube as a joke, or face arrest of the authoritarian kind.

Don't moon a speed camera or be arrested and wrestled to the floor by the big bad police for "indecent exposure" but you're allowed to see naked butts on even kids cartoons.
The police are heroes! They saved us from a drive by mooning maniac! Luckily, Banksy did a nice mural showing the true nature of the police in this instance, also featuring Bart Simpson.

A country of control, a country for cry babies.

Fix Backwards Britain!

Great Britain by Fight 4 Freedom January 10, 2023

Britain 

home of banter.

Person 1: Britain is the moust banterous place on Earth

Britain by JediSquirrel July 7, 2011

Britiny 

Different from the other Brittany, Britney, Britany, Brittney, and any other false variants from true purity, that is Britiny. She's an amazing friend who will sacrifice everything she has to make others happy. She hates her name because it contains the reputation of everything she's not. Thanks to such people as the "Common Britany's, Britney's, etc." You know what I'm talking about. The fat, bitchy, always moody ones that you just wanna say "get the fuck out of my sight you piece of filth." Yeah, those ones. Well Britiny is an extraordinarily unique name because of the few who carry it. They understand it's burden and try so hard to be the best person that they can be. Never thinking of just themselves or for their own personal gain. Most Britiny's tend to have a short temper, and must ALWAYS be right. They love to win, hate to lose. Hate fights, in the end, though know what must be done to fix things. Britiny's tend to also love and care for families, pets, friends. Britiny's make great relationship partners and lovers. They will stick with you until the end. Britiny's like to be optimistic and positive about things,, always thinking about the good out of the bad. They will help you when you're sad, or devastated. But could never, purposely, do harm, because of their timid, yet helpful nature =). Britiny's hair colour is normally red, brown or black. Never blonde, god forbid -.-

You're the best, Britiny!! =D

Britiny by xCherishx June 23, 2011

New Britain High School 

Also referred to by myself as well as others as "New Britain High Penitentiary". Students are required to wear their ID cards around their neck (with their picture on BOTH sides of the card). Some like to think of them more as mugshots than ID cards. Even though there is a dress code indicated in the handbooks given to every student, the girls at NBHS apparently have trouble reading and comprehending the English language, as they still insist on wearing mini skirts, midriffs, and very low-cut shirts (even the girls that have obvious weight problems). Many students and teachers claim that whenever they walk into certain parts of the school, they start feeling sick which is no doubt the effects of all the mold and dust around the building.
It's quite easy to skip a class without getting caught - all you have to do is hang out in the new wing where there are less guards (if any at all). If you're a short person, your chances of getting squashed or "stepped on" in the halls are very high since they tend to get very crowded. This also causes problems during fire drills. If there were really a serious fire in the school, a lot of the kids wouldn't make it out in time due to the amount of time it takes to get over 3,000 kids out of a three-story building.
Some students find it funny to squirt ketchup and mustard on the railings in the stairways and stand by and watch as people get it all over their hands. A day without at least one fight breaking out is a great accomplishment for NBHS, and so is a month without any lock-downs or bomb threats. When there is a food fight, more police cars show up at the school than when there's a bomb threat.

Therapist: "So what exactly are you here for?"

Client: "I go to New Britain High School."

Therapist: *spills coffee* "I can't help you. Go home."

New Britain High School by Shannon (aka "Penguin") October 7, 2007

a landan is da capital of Great Britain 

In the postUSSRic countries this phrase show that the pronuncator of it is "intrested in learning of english, modern and up-to-date person, very educated and so on". But in reality it shows that person is just wanna image like this but have no power to work and study hard, but just say this words he thinks that make him educational and clever in eyes of environment

- Moi sin svobodno govorit po angliski...Sinok, nu-ka skaji jto-nebudz? translate:My son speaks english fluently. Hey, son, say something in english??
- a landan is da capital of Great Britain!
-OHO! TOCHNO KAK ANGLICHANIN GOVORIT! translate:Wow, he speaks like english is his mother tongue!

a landan is da capital of Great Britain by KlausBorski October 20, 2020