brandwagonner

Someone who switches from brand to brand just to fit in. They will wear whatever is popular.

Jim- Hey nice new Obey shirt, but didnt u just get a new one from gongshow

Paul- Well im a brandwagonner, i gotta dosomething to fit in

Jim- Oh yea thats true ok see you at our yoga class

Paul- lets wear all our gay lululemon clothes

by J-Dawg66 November 27, 2013

Diego Brando

A fucking dinosaur

Johnny:I thought Diego Brando's were fucking extinct!
Diego: think again crippled cowboy!

by Fukboi Joestar November 27, 2019

je m'en branle

One of the many French expressions for I don't give a fuck. Literally "I'm masturbating about it"

Je m'en branle que tu aimes la pastèque !

I don't give a fuck that you like watermelon !

by Vasshat May 1, 2015

brandon sens

somebody that plays on a sensitivity in fps games that is way higher than you should ever think about.

yo this man is using brandon sens thats why he is 2-23

by valorant pro player May 16, 2021

Monkey Branching

Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.

Bill: "Well, your brother just sent the Save The Dates for his third marriage - they haven't even finalized the divorce yet!"

Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."

OR

Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."

Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."

by Mai Ainsel March 25, 2022

Broken Branch

A term used to imply the broken branch of one's ancestry tree. Can be used for any cases of miscegenation, though more popular in cases of Asian women and non Asian men.

*Notices mixed race couple in photo on Twitter*
"Broken branch, grandparent cry."

by George Goldberg October 22, 2019

Brandon Boyd

Multi-talented lyrical genious and lead singer of modern rock band, Incubus. Also known for his visual art work and good looks.

Brandon Boyd's voice makes me weak in the knees.

by Steph September 27, 2004