Bombarding

Emails that continuously flood the inbox, often sent by a neurotic woman.

Geez, that crazy girl keeps bombarding me with emails. It makes it hard for me to be "hard at work".

by waterloofoo February 18, 2011

boarding school

a place where parents ship their children of to, because they take up too much of their time, and to waste their money.

bss is a crap boarding school...something short of an orphanage

by krys October 27, 2003

Boarding diarrhea

A very loose uncontrolled movement of the bowels whilst within the time period whose limits are defined by:
a) Handing your boarding pass to the gate agent
and;
b) Taking your seat on a commercial airliner.

"Well, I was just getting on Onur Air flight 711 to Dalaman when I suddenly had a huge spout of boarding diarrhea!"

by Sheeeeeaaaaaaaannnnnzzzzzz December 9, 2008

boarding school

boarding school is a waste of time in some places but can be good i suppose. it depends on the school. (exeter is not great though!)

exampls of decent boarding schools: harrow, eton, st antony's leweston, rugby, oundle, downside, charterhouse, malborough, christ's hospital etc

by aurora m July 28, 2006

boarding completed

literally: when all passengers are seated on a plane ready to take off
figuratively: you are the plane heading towards a destination, the passengers are everything dear to you, animate and inanimate, physical and spiritual. a decision is made. the plane is taking off.

"mama, are we going to be okay?"
"yes, my mini, boarding completed. don't be afraid."

by Krkič January 7, 2021

Tram Boarding

A game of two or more people standing up on a running tram, without holding the bars or standing near the walls, competing to see who will be the last man to NOT keel over in their (short) journey.

In order to win, you must not:

1) Bend or fall over
2) Must not budge on your place due to the movement of the tram

3) Must not move, even if people are passing by (and giving dirty looks)

Let's play tram boarding! First one to keel over buys me a burger

by karlenohwhirl October 15, 2011

Chalk Boarding

Doing lines of coke off the back of the chick you are doing doggy style, and watching porn at the same time.

"Hey man, what did you get up to on the weekend?" - "I went Chalk Boarding"

by Captain Gyno October 1, 2012