bert mccracken

bert is the sexiest mann ever i freaken adore him and wanna fuck him sooo fucking bad!!!! the used kicks ass!

i wanna fuck bert mccracken from the used!

by amanda March 7, 2005

bert mccracken

BERT McCRACKEN IS A GOD !!

by Jessie Lee September 6, 2003

bert mccracken

the lead vocalist of the used and epitomy of hot. writes amazing songs that make me want to cry. (the fact that he dated kelly osbourne doesn't take away from his hot bert essence. nothing can. sorry.)

you'll never find it if you're looking for it.

by rad April 18, 2005

bert mccracken

I met him and got to hug him. And he definately is one of the coolest people I have ever met!

funny, sexy, hot

by Lisa November 14, 2003

bert the turtle

A turtle used in the '50s to promote "Duck and Cover" in the case of an atomic bomb exploded. You can watch the video on you tube.

Tert The Burtle said, "Cuck and Dover" --- er, i mean, Bert the Turtle... same differemce

by Mr. Stinkypride February 2, 2017

Bert squirts

The diarrhea experienced 3-12 hours after consuming food from a Filiberto's Restaurant.

After consuming an order of Carne Asada Fries for lunch, Randy was struck with an extreme case of the Bert Squirts and was trapped in the restroom for several hours.

by iguessitstim October 2, 2010

bert mccracken

One hott mother fucking singer in the band The Used who has the cutest laugh i've ever heard, kinda seems like a drug addict and likes to kiss guys but is totally and completely RAPEABLE MATERIAL!!!

what the hell am i supposed to put here?
...i love him...?

by Daisy April 1, 2005