Bard

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I bard he was fast on his feet

by actdrench September 22, 2025

VENTI THE BARD

My sweet love we will get married someday I am ur beloved baby girl yas my boy marry me rn pls I love you

Venti the bard is HOT

by VentiMyBoy January 21, 2022

Bard-Effective Disorder

A meta-analytic mental disorder of RPG characters, characterized by attempts of the player's character to sleep with everything that moves and even some stuff that doesn't.

Player: Can my character roll to fuck cute guard, defending the King?
DM: For Krom's sake! Why does your Lawful Good Paladin have Bard-Effective Disorder? This is the third time you've rolled to make bang-bang tonight!

by drwilyhwest June 29, 2018

Bard

A very very gay person

1: omg who is that

2. Oh that's "Bard" she is dating winter

by <3bird_is_the_word February 6, 2022

Dirty Bard

A guy that learns hentai music on a lute to play for his entire DND group.

You know that nerd Toby, he's such a dirty bard.

by tobiasgrahl September 21, 2021

Venti The Bard

Venti the bard aka Venti. Known as town deaf bard by Paimon. Venti the bard is Vent1swaifu’s boyfriend and no one else is.

Hey! Did you know Venti aka Venti the bard is vent1swaifu’s boyfriend!!!

by By: Vent1swaifu’s friend June 17, 2021

sicky bard

Sicky bard (or sicky bad) is a South Wales/Valleys term for being generally unwell.

Dafydd: Didn't see you yesterday, where was you?
Cerys: I was off work sicky bard all day.

Dafydd: Oh love you.

by spambox March 15, 2021