Anderton

VERB intransitive: To lie bold faced and stubbornly to the end about something everyone can see with their own eyes to be untrue, to piss on your leg and tell you it's raining. Named after journalist Craig Anderton for his unwavering insistance that the new Harmony Central forums were working just fine even as 80% of the users left the forums in disgust because they could not log on, load pages, or make the simplest functions work. Title formerly held by Iraqi Propaganda Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf who insisted Iraq was winning even as American troops could be seen storming the Baghdad airport behind him.

Don't ANDERTON me, man! I can see the freakin' thing doesn't work!

by HCUser May 26, 2010

Aners

The term used to describe the ingestion or consumption of alcohol via the bum hole. This process drastically increases the effects of alcohol, and is incredibly dangerous.

I only have a two ounce bottle of rum to drink tonight, guess i'm gonna have to do Aners.

by Shitchard Billington March 11, 2011

Pamela Anderson

An average woman before her breasts were weaponized. Became the well-known sperm depository of Tommy Lee.

Guy: Have you seen Barb Wire with Pamela Anderson?

Guy 2: What?

Guy: Action movie with the jubilees...

Guy 2: Hell yeah!

by Doomy_McDoomdoom October 1, 2008

Andersen

Andersen is the name that is given to a legendary human being. Andersens can be very nice, but don't get on their bad side because they will destroy you. Andersen is commonly known for being the cool kid when they are in school. They normally play videogames and are really good at sports too. Andersens are the best people to be around.

Random person: Yo is that Andersen?
Another person: I won't mess with him.
Random person: You got that right.

by TheRealWise1 October 7, 2020

Per Christian Selmer-Andersen

A person, whose only goal is to inflict hatred and chaos. This person has gone through a traumatic childhood with little to no love and/or revue parties. Thus resulting in him becoming a sad little man with big dreams and no talent whatsoever.

If you have a joke chances are, he's heard it before. He'll give you a cold hard review and tell you it's cliche.

Did you hear what Hitler did to the Jews? That's such a Per Christian Selmer-Andersen move.

by Lyng på en dum ting March 25, 2022

Anderson

Guy who is sexy and Overall a good person and sweet guy who’s the total package. Smart, athletic, sweet, and loyal and don’t cheat and great in bed and have a Monster in his pants

Dude 1/ have you seen or talk to Anderson?
Dude 2/ nope he probably went out with his girl

by Jamecooper June 3, 2018

Anger

A strong feeling of displeasure and/or hostility usually caused by someone or something that offends, threatens, or hurts you in some way. It can be good or bad depending on what you do with it and whether or not your grievance is real or imagined.

Anger is an active and passive emotion. When "active" an angry person can "lash out" verbally or physically at an intended target whether justified or not. When "passive" anger is often demonstrated in silence, sulking, passive-aggressive behavior (hostility) and tension.

Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.

by OneBadAsp November 3, 2006