Luis Alberto

1. A sexy, young, dark-hair/dark-eyed male with an irresistibly attractive face and a beautiful personality.

2. That one guy all girls want because he puts every other guy to shame.

3. Walking definition of the most perfect boyfriend in existence.

Guy 1: My girlfriend met Luis Alberto the other day and they're becoming close friends.

Guy 2: Shit, man. You've already lost her.

Girl : Luis Alberto is so perfect. I wish he'd talk to me again.

by TheShander23 November 27, 2016

Joaquim Alberto

Ola Oi Hello Salut, caros amiguinhos, irmaos. Bem dispostos ? EU : Pensao MINIMA de 220 Euros, Tostoes, e MAIS NADA. Incrivel e impressionante ! Artista, autor, fragil, Homem HETERO TOTAL , muito justo, puro, original Spa, muito sobrio, verdadeiro e HONESTO. Sem duvida. Tem bastante paz, cultura geral, ALIMENTACAO suficiente saudavel, ocupacao diaria, livres de vicios, algum dinheirinho no bolso, uma excelente companhia, esperancas, nenhum familiar que chateie, projetos, silencio, SAUDE e MUITO CARINHO ? Gostam dos meus videos ? Sao bonitos ? PAZ, MUITO AMOR, BEM, IGUALDADE, Justica Social, Honestidade, humildade e reparticao da riqueza SEMPRE. Felicidades ! Boa Sorte. FIGURA PUBLICA de Portugal. Beijinhos e abracos. Bonne chanse. Good luck. Kanimambo.

quem me dera ser como o Joaquim Alberto

by sergrp November 18, 2016

ALEX Alberto

Person with the biggest dick

Alex Alberto has a big dick

by Bony flake November 23, 2019

ISAA (I Spy An Alberto)

The ISAA is a group of people who stalk a youtuber named flamingo. They have a discord server which is basically hell. ISAA is a secret organization. Congrats on finding the ISAA. They always find alberto and they will never cease. ISAA is another word for hell.

Chelsea: Join the ISAA or i will shoot u.
Orangasm: Join the ISAA or i will stab u. ISAA (I Spy An Alberto)

by orangasm February 2, 2020

Pulling an Alberto

When you think you're the best but when you go to do something, you fail.

Person 1: "I'm so gonna win at this game"
*doesn't win*
Person 2: "Damn, you so were pulling an Alberto"

by 8644692749 February 23, 2015

Be an Alberto

To be the fucking boss

When you get to fuck da pussy you get to be an Alberto

by Juatma555 December 8, 2017

Den Alberto machen

Wenn man eine Person öfters versetzt obwohl man bereits zugesagt hat.

A: "Wann kommt Lucas?"
B: "Er meinte er wird in einer Stunde hier sein."
A: "Er wird bestimmt wieder den Alberto machen..."

by Scheffendi May 25, 2020