Penitentiary Chances

Engaging in a highly risky act (usually illegal) that has the high possibility of landing one in jail or prison.

Bitch please. I'm not smoking weed in public. I don't believe in taking Penitentiary Chances.

by menoenglish April 20, 2017

Chance of Penetration

Heavily influenced by the Bangometric Pressure. Highly sophisticated survey based on probability that helps to determine the odds of tappin that ass.

Did you see that look in her eye bro? There is a 100% Chance of Penetration tonight.

I blew it when she caught me checking out her mom, now there is a 0% chance of Penetration.

by Discoinsterno November 06, 2014

fat chance

not bloody likely

"I hooked up with Bongo last week at her barbecue."
"You, with her? Fat chance!"

by Harley February 05, 2004

Oh Chance!

1. An exclamation. Used to attract the attention of an Olivia Chance, preferably, but can also be used in other situations. The original Oh Chance was spoken in a slightly southern accent in response to the original Olivia Chance.
2. A silly style of contemporary dance. Influences of hip-hop, jazz, and interpretive.

1. "why! it's Oh Chance!"
2. "Oh Chance!"
3. Look, it's Olivia Oh Chancing... Oh Chance!"

by c62592 March 28, 2008

Chance Fart

To expel flatus with the knowledge that something in additional to your ill wind is coming out.

Oh no! I took a chance fart and lost!

by dasboot007 August 12, 2009

Chance Brozstek

A Chance Brozstek is a older, middle aged, social studies teacher type of guy. They love sneaking around. They’re kind of sleuth. They are often compared to moana.

OMG chance brozstek is that YOU!!!

by LindaHarrison January 02, 2021

Buckley's chance

Little or no chance at all.

You've got Buckley's chance mate!

by markuz January 05, 2006